Channing Tatum Showed Rachel McAdams His Dong

02.01.12 Written by Burnsy

"Yo, girl, peep this chicken."

Ever since our good friend C-Tates caught the comedy bug in the Vince Vaughn-Kevin James *fart noise* film The Dilemma, he just can’t stop trying to make people laugh. For starters, he teamed up with Jonah Hill to star in the upcoming potential blockbuster 21 Jump Street, and he’s also taking the main stage at 30 Rock this weekend for his first ever hosting duties of “Saturday Night Live.”

That’s why it came as little surprise when his co-star in the drama The Vow, Rachel McAdams, told Stella magazine in a recent interview that Tatum is quite the goof ball on the set. You could almost say he’s the king of *stifles laughter* dicking around!

“Channing got the props department to make a prosthetic, um, member,” the actress, 33, tells U.K magazine Stella of filming the upcoming movie’s nude scene.

“Literally a fake penis. I didn’t know what to do – I thought, ‘Is that the real deal?’ It was very realistic. It was ridiculous, the scale of it!” (Via People)

First of all, I can only picture McAdams adorably blushing and covering her mouth as she said member instead of penis or flesh kabob. But more importantly, she is the worst storyteller ever. Okay, he made a giant prosthetic dong. So what the hell did he do with it? Did he slap your face with it like you were a naughty girl? Did he run around with it between his legs while chanting, “Tater ‘bater”? Way to sit on the details, Regina George.

Thankfully, I’ve always got the hot line to Tatum’s Boost Mobile, so I hit those digits and asked the man, the myth, the legend and the hardest twirkin’ playboy in show B1ZNA$TEE why exactly he gave away his giant rod.

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Sherlock Holmes 2 has a trailer

10.19.11 Written by Vince Mancini

After the jump, I’ve got the newest trailer for Sherlock Holmes 2, which– hey, notice how none of us even bat an eye when typing that phrase? “Sherlock Holmes 2.” And I’ll bet sixpence and bowler hat we’ll eventually see “Sherlock Holmes 3D.” Anyway, the official title is Sherlock Holmes: Game of Shadows, and the whole crew is back — director Guy Ritchie, Robert Downey Jr., Jude Law, and Rachel “Angel Ass” McAdams, along with new additions Jared Harris (as Professor Moriarty) and Stephen Fry (as Sherlock’s brother, Mycroft). The latest installment promises all the gunplay and slow-motion explosions you remember from the 19th century novels, plus, my new favorite character, “Reaction Shot Bulldog,” who often witness the action and barks charmingly. I happen to think French bulldogs are slightly cuter, though I prefer to call them “Freedom Bulldogs.”

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Channing Tatum vs. Amnesia

06.03.11 Written by Vince Mancini

“Yo, Amnesia, I challenge you to a dance off.”

The first trailer just hit for The Vow, a rom-dram starring Channing C-Tates Tatum and Rachel McAdams, who I like to imagine C-Tates calls “MC Adams.”  They play a pair of star-crossed young lovaahs whose perfect life is like one extended meet-cute, until one day, (*RECORD SCRATCH*)  — no no, stop freestyling, C-Tates, it’s just a trailer sound effect — they get in a car accident and she wakes up with no memory of him.  Seriously?  F*cking amnesia again? So from there, C-Tates has to keep re-proving his love, presumably through popping, locking, and upbeat-yet-heartfelt party raps.  Jeez, it’s like every morning, Hollywood wakes up with no memory of already making this movie 15 f*cking times.

NOOOOOOO!

[HD available at Apple]

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Willy Wonka 40-Year Reunion Photo

05.17.11 Written by Vince Mancini

The Today Show reunited the original cast of 1971′s Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory recently, and I took the liberty of compiling their side-by-side photos. Augustus Gloop’s hat FTW. |Full-sized Picture, Video at Buzzfeed|

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Facebook Fail-Log: May Edition [Uproxx]

Here’s an awesome gif of Rachel McAdam’s butt. I had to put it on a separate page. |ButtGif|

Photos and video from Space Shuttle Endeavor’s final mission [Uproxx]

Fox, NBC Release Schedules For 2011-12 [WarmingGlow]

The 2011 World Beard Championships [WithLeather]

The Heat Vs. Bulls Preview: 10 Points To Watch [TSS]

This Week in Posters [Filmdrunk]

10 Uselessly Specific Members of G.I. Joe [ToplessRobot]

Samoan Rugby Star Clocks Opposing Player with Three-Punch Knockout (video) [Brobible]

A Quick Tour Of Flippin, Arkansas [Buzzfeed]

A Gallery of Cartoons Invading Reality [Unreality]

Botox mom loses custody of her kids. |TheSuperficial|

“Kegasus” prepares for Preakness. |NYCStool|

Jon Stewart vs. O’Reilly on the subject of Common. |TheDailyWhat|

This sour patch kids car is gangster. |BostonStool|

Two morons name child “like” in honor of Facebook. |HolyTaco|

Tim Burton bows out of Maleficent. |Screenjunkies|

Comments of the Week | THE FROTCAST (OUR PODCAST) ON iTUNES | FILMDRUNK ON FACEBOOK | FILMDRUNK ON TWITTER.

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Owen Wilson is the yuppie Batman

03.28.11 Written by Vince Mancini

Owen-Wilson-Midnight-in-paris

Jesus, does Woody Allen ever sleep?  Trivia: the last full calendar year that passed without the release of at least one Woody Allen-written movie was 1976, between Love and Death and Annie Hall. At least one movie a year for 35 years, and still had time to bang his own stepdaughter.  Now that is impressive.

Anyway, the trailer for his new one, Midnight in Paris just hit, and you’ll never believe this, but it’s about verbose intellectual white people.  From the title I assumed it was another Paris Hilton nightvision sex tape, but nope, just turgid discussions about categorical imperatives.  Opposite Rachel McAdams and Michael Sheen, it stars Owen Wilson as an American in Paris who starts ditching his American wife and friends after midnight to go experience the true Parisian nightlife, which is no doubt far more fulfilling than whatever close-minded American crap he was doing before.  Gosh, I hope this is just like Eat, Pray, Love, where some rich A-hole explains the meaning of life to other rich A-holes.

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