In a turn of events shocking to at least 3 retards playing jacks, Lost Boys 2: The Tribe has failed to secure a theatrical release *sad suck monkey ;-{  *

Fans worldwide could not convince Warner Brothers executives to launch the second coming of the Emerson family on theater screens this summer. Instead, The Lost Boys: The Tribe will make its debut on home video this July. Which is actually better for us fans in some respects. We’ll get to watch it as many times as we want. And the home market grosses will surely be enough to insure a third outing. [MovieWeb]

That’s right, in a way, this is actually good news.  Corey’s also noticed that his hairline has been receding – but that means he’ll be able to save up all the money he’s been spending on conditioner and buy a great big house out in the country.  He and Haim will be able to move there some day real soon and then they’ll just live off the fat of the land.  And they’ll raise rabbits!  Red ones, blue ones, purple ones – all kinds a rabbits that nobody’s even seen before.  They’ll be so soft and furry, and no one bothers you out there so I reckon you can just pet the rabbits all day if you want to.  Oh, it’s gonna be perfect. 

When David Lynch isn't making nonsensical movies for pretentious douchebags to endlessly dissect, or trying to build Award season buzz for Laura Dern by walking around Los Angeles with a cow (rumor has it that people would come and try to touch the cow and Lynch would yell "Stop it, the cow's working!"), he occasionally gives interviews to MTV.

In this one, he promotes his new Inland Empire DVD, which has an hour of extras, including a cooking show and footage of the actors dressed as rabbits.  

I don't cook, but I had this recipe for quinoa. And cooking shows are very popular. So I thought I'd do a cooking thing.

He also discusses why he likes The Bourne Identity, and why he turned down George Lucas' offer to direct Return of the Jedi (yes, you actually read that, it wasn't the mushrooms kicking in).

To me, David Lynch is like an idea for an SNL sketch that sounds hilarious but will be tedious if you actually watch it (Dude, what if Jesus had a brother with Down Syndrome?); I may not sit through Inland Empire, but I'll sure as hell watch a few minutes of Naomi Watts in a rabbit costume.  Also, "Heineken? Fuck that shit! PABST BLUE RIBBON."