Opening Wide and Saying, “Ahhhhh”: Joyful Noise, Contraband, Beauty and the Beast 3D

Opening in Limited Release: The Iron Lady, We Need to Talk About Kevin

FilmDrunk Suggests: Not The Iron Lady, that’s for sure. Did you read Vince’s review? This one, right here. Man, that’s some brutal criticism. I don’t know who keeps giving that Meryl Streep lady jobs, but she needs to give up and go get her secretary’s license.

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The nominees for the 35th Annual People’s Choice Awards have been announced, and you can see them after the jump.  As always, it reads much like the “Things People Who Don’t Read Might Remember”. The show will air January 7th, and the host, naturally, will be Queen Latifah.  You can vote here, but I’ll think less of you if you do.

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Here’s the new Mad Money poster.  You can watch the trailer here.

KATIE HOLMES:  Omigod, this is fun!  It was so sweet of Tom to let me out of the basement.  I guess that’s why the Great Alien Spirit chose him to deliver his message.

DIANNE KEATON: Can’t see with these dark sun spectacles on – where am I?  Hey, look, confetti!  Did we win the war?

QUEEN LATIFAH:  Look, money!  I love money! Sweet money! Money money money!  Do they have more of these?  I’ll do anything for it; a buddy flick with Jimmy Fallon, the role of Aunt Shaneequa in Scary Movie 3 – anything! 

Watch the Mad Money trailer here

I was hoping Mad Money would be about that psycho Jim Kramer (video after jump) who’s always screaming about stocks and acting crazy, but apparently it’s more like a chick version of Ocean’s 11.  I guess they just called it Mad Money because Queen Latifah’s in it and that’s how black people talk.   

I’m sure it will be very empowering for the women in the audience who can keep from thinking about Katie Holmes being strapped to an alien altar in Tom Cruise’s basement.

I kinda wanna put my shin through this guy’s skull…