This video of a middle-aged Chinese lady getting in a fist fight with a middle-aged black lady on the muni bus in San Francisco currently has about 11,000 views.  The best part is, the guy sitting behind them in the sunglasses is my friend “Punchface Thunderdog,” whom you may know as the creator of George Washingto/”Zombies are to be exploded.“  He says this happens so often that the only reason he looked up from his book was that he realized someone was filming.  Haha, I love you, race relations.

Daily Circle Jerk Links:

• Driving a fast car has been found to boost a man’s testosterone levels.  To achieve the same effect for less money, trying buying steroids from Mexico.  |Asylum|
• I’ve posted the “Hey, Malkovich, think fast!” story before, but if you’ve never heard it, here’s a refresher.  let this be a lesson, if you’re trying to get your SAG card, the quickest way to do it is to get wasted and bean a celebrity in the head with a beer can. |TSBMag|
• Gemma Atkinson is stacked and loaded.  |Meandisis|
• Here’s the part of the Pixar intro Pixar doesn’t want you to see. |CollegeHumor|
• Fat kid stuck in a skate bowl.  Aw, you had me at “Fat kid stuck.” |HolyTaco|
• Eight R-rated movies as kids books. |ScreenJunkies|
• Is your musical taste smart or dumb?  |FListed|
• A review of Saw the video game.  |G4|
• Wow.  Now that is an aggressive costume.  |WithLeather|

The one who calls himself Punchface Thunderdog (who previously made the George Washington vs. Zombies picture that you’ve probably seen on FilmDrunk a few times) made this photoshop out of the Brothers poster, and I liked it so much I put a ring on it.  Look how much concentration is going on in this picture now.  I’m wilting from the pensiveness.  Don’t try this at home.

I know I linked a trailer for Outlander two days ago, but that link’s already broken and there’s already a new trailer up.  Once again, here’s the story:

A dude from outer space named Kainan (Jim Caviezel – Jesus from The Passion) crash lands in Viking-era Norway, pursued by a Cloverfield-looking space dragon called a Moorwen.  Kainan leads the alliance to kill the Moorwen by fusing his advanced technology with the Viking’s Iron Age weaponry.   

Hmm, it all sounds a little mundane to me.  So futuristic Jesus crash lands on Earth and has to team up with the Vikings to fight a space dragon.  But then what happens?  I dunno, I’m just not sure there’s a story there.  (I’m also including the painting I commissioned of Jesus circumcising a dragon - it’s strangely relevant, don’t you think?)

The trailer for Anamorph is online. A “psychological thriller” starring Willem Defoe as cop tracking a serial killer, it looks like the kind of movie Charlie Kaufman’s fictional brother would’ve written in Adaptation. But Karl Hungus is in it so how bad could it be?

Anamorph is based on the concept of anamorphosis, a painting technique that manipulates the laws of perspective to create two competing images on a single canvas. [Editor’s Note: A technique notably employed in my painting of Jesus circumcising a dragon]

This of course is not to be confused with Manamorphosis, a documentary about my washboard abs.  They never killed anyone, but only because you can’t die from sexy.  Call me, ladies. 

[Source - artwork courtesy of Punchface Thunderdog] 

OMG, ScaJo and NPort are totally BFFS!  Please God, let them either make out or shut up.

Ever been to a cocktail party where people tell lame stories and everyone politely chuckles?  Oh. Well I suppose you didn’t need to watch this video then.

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