(you can thank Paul at ScreenRant for the Lesbian Leias picture from Comic Con)

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Putting on a Slave Leia bikini from Star Wars to pander to nerds is so simple, so uncreative, and so transparent that it’s pathetic.  And yet… when Princess Leia’s wet boob squishes against the glass and the camera man says, “This is the greatest car wash of all time,” …I truthfully cannot disagree.

The only thing that could be better than this is a team of dwarf chicks dressed as Warwick Davis from Willow.  What?  You know that would rock.  They’d need to put the sponges on the end of sticks, but it would work because his magic wand was a stick. I hope someone’s writing this down.  This could save the rec center.

Thanks to Jirish for the tip.

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Personally, I don’t even plump if someone’s not getting fisted or pissed on anymore.  But I know some of you still get off to this, so here you go: a bunch of slave girl Princess Leia’s pillow fighting.  They came from here, I think, and it looks like they were taken at Dragon Con.  …Know who’s not excited about this?  Gay Jabba the Hutt.

To prove that they’re still hip and current, NBC tonight will be airing a two-hour, Star Wars-themed Deal or No Deal in which all the girls dress like Princess Leia and The Banker is Darth Vader.

The contestant, a bearded fat guy in honor of George Lucas said, "It’s incredible, I feel like I’m back in the 80s again.  Holy crap, there’s even a guy dressed up like Howie Mandel!  I haven’t thought about him in 20 years!"

During the telecast, NBC plans to show a promo of their next hit game show, Heads or Tails, in which Bull from Night Court will "flip" a "coin", and contestants will have to call out "heads" or "tails" before it hits the ground.  "Tails!" we’ll scream at the TV.  "Heads!" the contestant will say.  "I’m sorry, it’s tails," Bull will say, and the contestant’s family will shake their heads sadly from the audience, knowing they’ll never respect him again. What a stupid idiot.

[Check out the video after the jump, or a couple more clips over Collider]