After you Photoshop them together, do you think you could fix Kirsten Dunst’s teeth and make his hair look like it’s made of straw?  Awesome, thanks.

Watch the trailer 

These are the posters for Step Up 2 the Streets (yup, it’s a sequel) and How She Move.  They both look very inspirational (Trailers here and here). Here’s a list of How She Move the Movie’s MySpace friends:

L Boogie (R.I.P cousin Chad Butler aka Pimp C)
♥MSz. PYT *THR0WEd* [[ RiP SHAY-SHAY ]]
We all need 2 except change 2008
{:S a R a H:} {:Truely Amazing<3:}
"clickable" BLADE
 THE OFFICIAL,MR SINGLE, DERRELL AKA FLASHY 
 Crank Dat Income : yotiK 
 ~FUCK WHT yU’ 0N..iiM iN L0V3~ 

Not to be outdone, How She Move has:

 *SunshyneAftaRayne*
 LiL’ BiT 
 ~LOVE IS HARD TO GET &FIND SO DONT GIVE UP ON IT~ 
 DIZ IZ MY YR… NOONE GON STOP ME 
 {KCK}Skyann♥♥

Jesus, it’s like idiot hieroglyphs.  Look for them in the Favorite Dance Movie Category at next year’s Peeple’s Choyce AwarddZ.  Daddy needs a drink. And a shotgun.

Hancock: "There are heroes.  There are superheroes. And then there’s… Hancock." Come on guys, don’t give yourselves that much credit for originality.  That last line should really be "And then there are… antiheroes. You can tell them by the stubble."

Snow Angels: "We’re betting you’ll see our movie even though the poster tells you nothing about it!  …We’re compulsive gamblers.  Please, for the love of God, see our movie. Vinny says he’s not fucking around this time." 

College Road Trip: "We didn’t think having just Martin and Raven Symone in the poster would be "representative" enough, so we threw in Donny Osmond, a pig, an Asian, and a chick who looks kinda Jew-y.  What’s that, the Latinos are complaining?  Uh, well, the kid in the goggles is Dominican, so eat it."

Drillbit Taylor: Owen Wilson suicide joke, everybody! Wakka wakka wakka!

The Rocker:  This movie is about… uh… cell phones? Communism?  Whatever, Rainn Wilson’s in it.

^{Sorry about the number in the headline, I gotta fit it in one line…}

So, someone was dumb enough to put Paris Hilton in a movie. Now, I know what you’re thinking – that’s like can’t chew food on your own-level stupid, but it gets worse.  The movie’s called The Hottie and the Nottie.  And guess who Paris Hilton plays?  The Hottie!  

And this chick plays the Nottie.  Under the circumstances, you’d think it’d be called The Hottie and the Lazy-Eyed Disease Sponge, but then you’d be using logic, which is a no-no in Hollywood.

Nate (Joel David Moore) moves to L.A. to track down Cristabel (Hilton), the woman he’s been in love with since childhood, only to discover that his plan to woo her only has one hurdle to overcome: what to do with June (Lakin), Cristabel’s ever-present, not-so-hot best friend? What’s even more complicating is Nate’s growing feelings for June, whose true beauty starts to emerge.

Everyone involved in this deserves herpes.  And then they can go kayaking, because apparently that’s what people with herpes do.  Except for this guy, who’s officially credited as "The Greg Wilson."