Normally I wouldn’t use "totally awesome" in a headline without at least a hint of sarcasm, but I feel this ad for a TV showing of Kill Bill in Auckland, New Zealand warrants it.  I just feel bad for the guy whose totally sweet Ford Escort got doused.  But as the French say, "Tough shit, fuckface."

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RopeofSilicon has this latest poster for the Sex and the City movie, and as you can see, it depicts Carrie Bradshaw being eaten by a lion.  Oh my God, he’s got her in his mouth!  Quick, somebody shoot it!

Lately a lot of people have been asking me, “Hey Lance, what’s up with Meet the Browns?  Is Madea going to be in it?  I mean, they can’t have a Tyler Perry movie without Madea!  What would I laugh at?”

Well folks, she’s in the poster (that is her, right?).  But since she’s just a mug shot in it, I’m thinking you might be waiting to see her the whole movie and then only get a couple quick glimpses, like the Cloverfield monster.

Other thoughts - polyester pants, tuxedo shirts, guys in drag, a “B.U.M. Equipment” sweatshirt?  What is this, some kind of reverse minstrel show?  Needs more actors in white face. And Croc sandals.

Just in time for Super Bowl weekend, George Clooney’s Leatherheads has a poster. It’s Clooney’s third film as a director, after Confessions of a Dangerous Mind (a solid movie written by the genius Charlie Kaufman) and Good Night and Good Luck (a snooze fest the critics had a big circle jerk over).  It opens April 4th (trailer here).

The movie looks like it has potential, but I’m pretty sure their football team is screwed.  One black dude?  And he’s nowhere near the ball?  Back to the drawing board, fellas. 

The Signal must be really good because the poster has an AICN quote above the title.  Either that or someone sent them free t-shirts.

Anyway, IMDB’s plot keywords are “Male Nudity” and “Cellular Phone”.  Sounds like my Friday night! Zing! 

Trailer after the jump.