USA Today dropped some new pictures from Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes (starring RDJ as Holmes and Jude Law as Watson). Here’s a snip:

Sherlock uses his bartitsu skills against two thugs who are blocking his way through the catacombs of London’s St. Paul’s Cathedral (actually St. Bartholomew’s, the oldest church in the city).  “It’s a kind of Japanese street fighting,” explains Ritchie, who holds a black belt in karate.  “It uses walking sticks, bowler hats, choke holds to put people to sleep – any practical means possible.”  The form of martial arts was invented in England in the late 1800s and was mentioned by Conan Doyle in one of his stories.

Time out, “bartitsu”?  Bowler hats?  This sh*t is real? Only the English could conceive of something so silly.  “Well, guv, it was a roight donnybrook, it was.  First ‘e comes at me, ‘e did, den oy shoined ‘is boots.  Oy shoined ‘is boots real good, oy did, an’ dey was so shoiny dat when a propa lorrie come by, ‘e get bloinded and da lorrie done knocked ‘is block off, it did.  Knocked ‘is block off propa.”

[more pics and stuff at USA Today]

Why scour the internet for PICTURES OF MEGAN FOX NAKED when you can find pictures of Megan Fox wearing a corset on the set of Jonah Hex right here?  Call me old fashioned, but I like this corset stuff much better than a MEGAN FOX LESBIAN GANGBANG or an AMPUTEE MEGAN FOX MIDGET BUKAKKE ORGY.  Anyway, about Hex, it co-stars John Malkovich and Josh Brolin and comes from Horton Hears a Who director Jimmy Hayward. Word on the street is that there aren’t any MEGAN FOX NUDE SCENES.

Malkovich is using vodoo to raise an undead army of confederate soldiers and Brolin – as Jonah Hex – will try to stop him. Fox will play Leila, a gun-wielding beauty and love interest for Jonah. [BadandUgly]

If Megan Fox actually was an 1860s prostitute, she’d probably smell like hobo nutsack dipped in pigsh*t.  And you’d probably still hit it anyway, wouldn’t you, you disgusting pervert.  I tried tilting my monitor up to try to peek up her crotch, but it didn’t work. :-(

[more pics at BadandUgly]

The current issue of GQ has a feature and photo spread on Evan Rachel Wood – whom you may remember from The Wrestler, Thirteen, and her pervy Marilyn Manson video – and they were kind enough to send over some photos.  They say...

Evan Rachel Wood is that rare and ruinous combination of innocent girl next door and kinky neighbor down the street. [...] Recently, she was linked with her Wrestler co-star, the 56-year-old Mickey Rourke. “There was no truth to it, and it was so annoying,” says Wood, now 21, who is back with Manson after “taking some time” away from the relationship. Of Rourke, she says: “The friendship was intimate and nice, and this makes it weird.”

I say: I like this picture where she’s kinda spread eagled the best.  It makes me picture her vagina for some reason.  I guess I’m old fashioned like that.

62-year-old Sylvester Stallone was looking pretty veiny and beefcake on the set of The Expendables the other day.  Which is actually a common side effect of the treatment he’s receiving for oversized testicles from his Mexican internet doctor, Umberto.  Umberto is professional, discreet, and his prices are loco!

[via ComingSoon]

Diora Baird is possibly the hottest girl ever.  Tiny freckles?  Boobs that piss in gravity’s face?  Yes, please.  Normally, she looks like what you see above.  So I was a little surprised to find that in the Star Trek trading cards MTV discovered, she looks like this. …Why, God, why?

I know she’s playing an Orion Slave Girl (who have green skin) but they normally look like this.  They have light-green skin, they don’t look like they’re auditioning to be a space minstrel. This is like puking on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, as my uncle once did time for.  Between trying to make Diora Baird look bad and the creepy androgynous Spock, I’m beginning to wonder if JJ Abrams drinks from the penis-shaped bowl.  (too subtle?)

UPDATE: Having seen the film, I can confirm what a commenter or two has already pointed out – that the Orion Slave Girl in the picture is Rachel Nichols, not Diora Baird.  Why Diora Baird’s name was on MTV’s picture or why she was listed on IMDB when as far as I could tell she wasn’t in the movie is anyone’s guess.