Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.15.13

If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them. That’s why when I fell into a Deviant ART wormhole the other day and ended up browsing through something called “morphs” before taking a strange turn into Fat Hollywood, I just said, “F*ck it” and rolled with it. Pun sort of intended.

I don’t really know how to describe this strange exercise in photoshop other than by pointing at the banner pic of an obese Megan Fox and saying, “That.” Basically, from what I can tell, there are a lot of people out there who appreciate the true beauty of some of Hollywood’s most famous and talented actresses, but they’d prefer them to have a little more meat on their bones.

To each his own is what I say, because life is short and we should enjoy whatever makes us happiest. At least that’s a new philosophy I’m trying to embrace these days. So I gathered some of the morphs and FAToshops (trademark pending) of my favorite gorgeous actresses so that we could all see their beauty from a new, well-rounded perspective.

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Come Play With Us, Danny: A Definitive Gallery Of Tributes To ‘The Shining’

Written by Ashley Burns / 12.05.12

One of my least favorite questions in the world is: “What’s your favorite movie?” I get that a lot, obviously, but I always weasel out of it by either explaining that I have to break my favorite movies down into genres because it’s impossible to pick just one ultimate film or by kicking the person in the balls and sprinting away. Another reason it’s so difficult is because I prefer to be a Negative Nurnsy. That’s how I make all of my cool Internet friends, by criticizing and defecating on the hard work of others.

One movie that I won’t ever criticize is The Shining, or my Favorite Movie of All-Time, Category: Films that Scared the Sh*t Out of Me as a Kid (Okay, and Now, Too). And between the holiday season rolling in, my eternal fear of ever staying at a ski resort during a snow storm, South Park’s recent send-up of the Stephen King/Stanley Kubrick classic, and the fact that girls everywhere still awesomely dress as the dead twins for Halloween, I’ve become rather nostalgic.

So I scoured the webs and found some of my favorite tributes, photoshops, memes and just generally enjoyable pictures and GIFs regarding The Shining to share with you all, because I love them and they deserve to be shared. Also, working on the Worst Movies of the Year feature drives a good man insane. This is more therapeutic than anything.

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Romantic Comedy Movie Posters Get Face-Swapped

Written by Ashley Burns / 08.23.12

Ah, the Internet. Some call it the home of the world’s most depraved minds, but we like to think of them as the most creative. For instance, earlier this week, Imgur posted a gallery of posters for some of the most recognized and – let’s face it – worst romantic comedy films ever made, but some deviant Internuts (trademarked) played a little game of face swap with the old Photoshop.

I searched high and low on the Googles and Reddits to find the dastardly misfits responsible for these delightful works of art, but their identities remain a mystery*. I did, however, find this terrifying face swap of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner and these random face swaps of Dark Shadows posters, but that was about it.

You can view the posters after the jump.

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And The Winner Of The Danny Trejo Photoshop Challenge Is…

Written by Ashley Burns / 06.15.12

I'm not the winner, I just like "Danny Trejo: Team Eduardo".

The hardest part of challenging you incredible Drunkards to a photoshop contest is choosing a winner, but it’s been a week since I asked you to submit your best Danny Trejo campaign images, and it’s time to make one two people very happy and break some other hearts. I hate doing it, but Vince won’t take the nipple clamps off until I make a decision.

After the jump, I’ve got your efforts in no specific order, except for the winners (chosen by a secret panel of Uproxxian Illuminati) all the way at the end. I say winners, because in addition to the copy of Evil Bong 1 and 2 that I’m giving away, I also have a DVD copy of El Monstro Del Mar, which was given to us by our good friends at Breaking Glass Pictures (and subsequently misplaced in my stuff when I moved a few months ago). Thanks everyone who participated, because all of these are awesome, but feel free to blame Chodin if you didn’t win.

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Morning Links, with more Beardy Shia LaBeouf

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.12.12

The number of Shia Labeouf Photoshops continues to grow, and I couldn’t be happier about it. This one was mine, but I’ve got a few of your submissions after the jump.

MORNING LINKS
COME SEE ME DO COMEDY IN LA THIS WEEK! Don’t care about me? Fine! I don’t blame you! Then come for Pauly (Saturday), or Joe King (Thursday, Friday), or Maria F*cking Bamford (Saturday)! She is seriously one of the best alive, no exaggeration. THURSDAY: Pasadena Ice House. FRIDAY: Bar Lubitch. SATURDAY: Hollywood Improv. I promise new material, for those who’ve seen me before. |Events|

‘It was a fake dick’ – The David Wain Interview |Film Drunk|

Meme Watch: The Internet Turns #Kony2012 Into A Cringe Humor Meme In Record Time |UPROXX|

TV GIFs of the Week |Warming Glow|

Suck It, Australia: Florida Broke The Bikini Parade World Record |With Leather|

Move Over Peyton: Colts Cut Dallas Clark, Looking To Trade Dwight Freeney |Smoking Section|

Wiz Khalifa Wins High Times’ “Stoner Of The Year” Award |Smoking Section|

Watch Hulk Hogan Flush His Remaining Dignity Before The Sex Tape Arrives |With Leather|

Top 20 Most Worthless Ads At SXSW |Buzzfeed|

“Spring Breakers” is a movie with both guns and buttcheeks. |TheSuperficial|

EVEN MORE GIFS! |Videogum|

I love Rampage and always will, but he seems to have a serious persecution complex. |CagePotato|

Twenty-six instances where the book was better than the movie |FARK|

Dog-cat loves to fetch. Basically, the best cat ever. |TheDailyWhat|

9 changes the new COO of the Weather Channel needs to make. |ScreenJunkies|

A Gallery of Gorgeous Zelda Watercolors |Unreality|

Dude, did you forget to celebrate penguin cam day?? |DAPS|

Redhead Nina rocks the hand bra. |GorillaMask|

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