Pictured above is the newest addition to the increasingly popular fad of food trucks and vans, the Grillenium Falcon grilled cheese truck. Owned and operated by Chad and Alison Hammontree of Fayetteville, Arkansas, the Falcon is not only an extension of the couple’s successful restaurant, Hammontree’s Grilled Cheese, but it’s also the most awesomest thing I’ve ever seen with my own eyeballs. I want one in Orlando immediately and I will not stop stomping my feet until I get one.

In the meantime, I shared this image with some FilmDrunkards and the next thing I know geniuses like Stinky Peet, Chareth Cutestory, Jacktion!, Erswi, Eibmoz, Patty Boots, and Beek, as well as that Vince guy, ran off a list of more than 360 suggestions for movie- and TV-themed food trucks. It was rather impressive, but mostly exhaustive. So of course Vince was all like, “Should we try to photoshop some of these ideas?” and I rolled over and said, “Why not?”

If you’re an aspiring restaurateur and you’re looking for your million dollar food truck idea, this might just help. Bon appetit!

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Man, first Anderson Silva, then Lyoto Machida, now Barack Obama.  It’s been a great few months for Steven Seagal’s proteges.  Though he’s going to have to be careful about calling him “Obama-kun.”

MORNING LINKS

50 cats straight chillin, part 2. |Uproxx|

Apple made more money than Microsoft? |Uproxx|

The 2011 Beautiful Bulldog Contest. |WithLeather|

Germany: Still super weird. |WarmingGlow|

A bunch of clips and crap from Thor. I saw it. It’s good. |GammaSquad|

Tyler, The Creator – “Tron Cat” x Goblin Album Snippets. |TSS|

Testing an electronic bark collar.  On people. Pff, I got your mom one of those years ago. |Buzzfeed|

Legit street art. |TheDailyWhat|

Here’s a lady named Nina in a small bathing suit. |GorillaMask|

Football prospect was banging his teacher. |BostonStool|

Christina Aguilera has a tag on her big ol’ butt. |TheSuperficial|

Sony discusses plans for new Playstation network. |G4|

Here’s that heinous bitch Jaime Pressly and her big fake titties. |WWTDD|

Miss Ohio got naked. |TheSmokingJacket|

I enjoy this cartoon. |HolyTaco|

Bryan Cranston cast in Rock of Ages. |Screenjunkies|

Are you a lady, a S, 2X or 3X? BUY A FILMDRUNK SHIRT! Those Ls and XLs will thank you when I can print more. |FilmDrunkShirts|

NOMINATE FOR COMMENTS OF THE WEEK. BUY FILMDRUNK SHIRTS. THE FROTCAST (OUR PODCAST) ON iTUNES. FILMDRUNK ON FACEBOOK. FILMDRUNK ON TWITTER.

We had our fun with Keanu, but we always knew it would have to come to an end at some point.  Luckily, he’s not the only celebrity a paparazzo has caught looking sad for a fraction of a second.  And just when we needed a new fix, here comes Val Kilmer, rocking a sherpa jacket and house slippers like they were shoes, looking even forlornlier.  Aw, why so blue, tiger?  What mysteries do you hold, Sad Val?  Are you listening to Elliot Smith on that iPhone?

Okay, okay, enough of my palaver.  TO THE PHOTOSHOPS!  (Update: I added a couple user submissions, which are much better than mine, at the end of the slideshow. Keep ‘em coming!).

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Just this morning in my post about awesome posters from Africa, I referenced how awful the last batch of posters for X-Men: First Class were.  Now we have some new ones, and against all odds, they’re EVEN MORE TERRIBLE!  I didn’t think it was possible, but here we are, with another pair of vignette-y-face-over-silhouetted-image posters that seem to shout, “Hey!  Remember Street Fighter?”

The answer of course is NO! Of course we don’t remember Street Fighter!  Not even Chris Klein remembers Street Fighter and he was high on cocaine!  Seriously, poster guy?  A floating head inside a silhouette?  How long did that take you, five?  Six minutes?  What, were you being chased?  Take some time, man!  Wait, do you get paid by the poster or by the hour?  Because I’m pretty sure I could crank out a few hundred of these in an afternoon:

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Here’s a picture of Courtney Love and Brett Ratner last night at the premiere of Money Never Sleeps (Wall Street 2) in New York.  Gosh, she looks so elegant, I wonder where she went to finishing school.  But her and the Rat Man, that’s a match made in crotch-fondling heaven (the most fun kind of heaven).  One thing that disappointed me about it, though,  The Rat isn’t doing his trademark crotch fondle in the picture. The photographer must’ve been using some kind of high-speed film or something.  Anyway, I thought it would be fun to have both their trademark poses in the same photo, so I went ahead and had it digitally remastered.

DOUBLE CROTCH FONDLE, WHAT DOES IT MEAN!?!?

[original picture via MovieLine]