Rise of the Planet of the Apes just got a new international trailer which seems to trying to steal the apes-wearing-clothes Oscar from Paul Blart: Zookeeper.  You can watch that below, but before we get to it, let’s all marvel at what a total disaster the new poster is.  My question: What association do you think is most unfortunate?  Is it the fact that they made a group of chimps look like they were giving the famous Black Panther salute? Or is it the cheesy Photoshop that makes it look like a still from Birdemic?

“Historical implications? Not even sure what that means, bro. Hey, did you notice that the tagline RHYMES?  Pretty sick, huh?”

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What started out as a simple picture of the Grillenium Falcon posted on Facebook turned into a global phenomenon. Our movie (and some TV) themed food truck idea blew the hell up on these interwebs as sites all over the place were posting away about how cool we all are for making ridiculous puns. Even Universal Studios posted it on Facebook. Girls have been mailing us their panties like crazy. Margaret Thatcher called me and was all like, “Hey boo, shine your knob, guvna?” So we wondered if we should give it another go and the answer was, “Does C-Tates have a burnt ding dong?”

We decided that Part 2 should be devoted to our favorite (read: least) movie genre – the rom coms. Because why not celebrate awesome food puns with the movies that make us want to puke? We hope you enjoy what we’ve put together for you today and please feel free to add your own in the comments so that we can use them for future installments of this blessed FilmDrunk franchise.

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Pictured above is the newest addition to the increasingly popular fad of food trucks and vans, the Grillenium Falcon grilled cheese truck. Owned and operated by Chad and Alison Hammontree of Fayetteville, Arkansas, the Falcon is not only an extension of the couple’s successful restaurant, Hammontree’s Grilled Cheese, but it’s also the most awesomest thing I’ve ever seen with my own eyeballs. I want one in Orlando immediately and I will not stop stomping my feet until I get one.

In the meantime, I shared this image with some FilmDrunkards and the next thing I know geniuses like Stinky Peet, Chareth Cutestory, Jacktion!, Erswi, Eibmoz, Patty Boots, and Beek, as well as that Vince guy, ran off a list of more than 360 suggestions for movie- and TV-themed food trucks. It was rather impressive, but mostly exhaustive. So of course Vince was all like, “Should we try to photoshop some of these ideas?” and I rolled over and said, “Why not?”

If you’re an aspiring restaurateur and you’re looking for your million dollar food truck idea, this might just help. Bon appetit!

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Man, first Anderson Silva, then Lyoto Machida, now Barack Obama.  It’s been a great few months for Steven Seagal’s proteges.  Though he’s going to have to be careful about calling him “Obama-kun.”

MORNING LINKS

50 cats straight chillin, part 2. |Uproxx|

Apple made more money than Microsoft? |Uproxx|

The 2011 Beautiful Bulldog Contest. |WithLeather|

Germany: Still super weird. |WarmingGlow|

A bunch of clips and crap from Thor. I saw it. It’s good. |GammaSquad|

Tyler, The Creator – “Tron Cat” x Goblin Album Snippets. |TSS|

Testing an electronic bark collar.  On people. Pff, I got your mom one of those years ago. |Buzzfeed|

Legit street art. |TheDailyWhat|

Here’s a lady named Nina in a small bathing suit. |GorillaMask|

Football prospect was banging his teacher. |BostonStool|

Christina Aguilera has a tag on her big ol’ butt. |TheSuperficial|

Sony discusses plans for new Playstation network. |G4|

Here’s that heinous bitch Jaime Pressly and her big fake titties. |WWTDD|

Miss Ohio got naked. |TheSmokingJacket|

I enjoy this cartoon. |HolyTaco|

Bryan Cranston cast in Rock of Ages. |Screenjunkies|

Are you a lady, a S, 2X or 3X? BUY A FILMDRUNK SHIRT! Those Ls and XLs will thank you when I can print more. |FilmDrunkShirts|

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We had our fun with Keanu, but we always knew it would have to come to an end at some point.  Luckily, he’s not the only celebrity a paparazzo has caught looking sad for a fraction of a second.  And just when we needed a new fix, here comes Val Kilmer, rocking a sherpa jacket and house slippers like they were shoes, looking even forlornlier.  Aw, why so blue, tiger?  What mysteries do you hold, Sad Val?  Are you listening to Elliot Smith on that iPhone?

Okay, okay, enough of my palaver.  TO THE PHOTOSHOPS!  (Update: I added a couple user submissions, which are much better than mine, at the end of the slideshow. Keep ‘em coming!).

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