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NOW it's a party. (thanks, Burnsy - click to enlarge)

I was busy writing up This Week in Posters when I stumbled upon this cast photo from The Avengers premiere. Of particular interest were Scarlett Johansson’s “wall-eyed Boston Terrier face” (as someone on Twitter put it), and Chris Evans’ expression of absurd happiness (below). You know how sometimes people say “the camera loves him” to describe photogenic people? Well Chris Evans is the most Photoshoppable man in show business. This being Uproxx, obviously we can’t get any work done when there are stupid Photoshops to be made, so enjoy.

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Thanks to our friends at TheSuperficial, we know that Shia LaBeouf has recently grown a sweet beard, perhaps as a way to intimidate potential attackers might beat him up outside bars while shouting “WHERE’S BUMBLEBEE NOW?!”

Here at FilmDrunk, we love celebrities with creepy beards almost as much as we love easily-Photoshoppable pictures of celebrities. I think you know where this is going. After the jump: THE WORLD’S MOST DANGEROUS PLAYGROUND!

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"Guys! Guys! I brought weed and pizza rolls!"

Marvel.com just released a batch of five new stills from The Avengers, and if these are any indication, the film will surely satisfy those fans desperate to see the Avengers staring intently at things and/or each other. Sarcasm aside, these were all incredibly boring. Everyone looked all serious and dour, so I thought they needed a dose of Chris Evans as Captain America, our little ray of sunshine. He’s such a rascal! (more after the jump)

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It’s a slow news day, so I thought that under the circumstances, this alternate poster for The Expendables 2 that “johnymyko” left in the comments section of my This Week in Posters post warranted recognition. Great job, dude. (It’s also kind of interesting to note that some nameless Asian chick made the poster while Liam Hemsworth and Randy Couture did not — as first noted by our friends at Fightlinker).

Oh, and he inspired me to make a few alternate posters of my own. (Yes, they all involve pepper spray).

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