And now, here’s Roman Polanski getting confronted by Chris Hansen on To Catch a Predator, the show for people who get off on pedophiles failing to get off. As a video mashup, it’s a pretty obvious idea, but the execution is absolutely spot on. [via BigHollywood]
After the jump, fun with Photoshop.
Blade needed special lenses to protect his corneas from Edward’s dazzling, sparkling whiteness. Bella and Edward were terrified of Blade because he was a negro. Of course, I’m just speculating here. I haven’t actually seen it, because I’m allergic to Cam Gigandet.
[via theJohnBlog via Scifiwire via /Film]
UPDATE: Another improved, alternate ending after the jump:
When the publicity shot of Anne Hathaway as the White Queen in Alice in Wonderland hit the web a few days ago, I thought it looked like someone was having a a fun with those old anal sex rumors again. So I made a few versions of my own and challenged you to do the same. Here are the results.
Ones I made:
Submissions:
As if it wasn’t bad enough that everybody reported that made-up quote about Anne Hathaway loving anal sex last year, the latest publicity still from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland depicts her (as the White Queen) gazing longlingly at a gerbil. Or maybe it’s a dormouse. What am I, a zoologist? All I know is that when someone eyes something small and furry like that, it’s probably because they want to put it in their butt. Oh, and, uh, I made these for fun. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to get back to Algebra.
[more pictures of Alice in Wonderland people holding animals over at Empire]
UPDATE: Announcing: the first Annual Anne Hathaway Anal Sex Photoshop Contest - Send your (rear) entries to LANCE@FILMDRUNK.COM
The one who calls himself Punchface Thunderdog (who previously made the George Washington vs. Zombies picture that you’ve probably seen on FilmDrunk a few times) made this photoshop out of the Brothers poster, and I liked it so much I put a ring on it. Look how much concentration is going on in this picture now. I’m wilting from the pensiveness. Don’t try this at home.
