InGameNow has an interesting article up in which they point out that Milla Jovovich (whom you may remember as Leilu Multi-Pass from 5th Element), who stars in Perfect Getaway opening tomorrow, claims to have been born in 1975. Which would’ve made her 13 at the time of this guest spot on Married With Children. Which doesn’t seem likely. Or maybe this boner is just a dangerous outlaw. (*two gun fingers pointed at crotch*)
They’ve got a couple other pieces of evidence over there, which mostly consist of pointing out old hot pictures of Milla Jovovich and then speculating whether or not she was underage when she took them. Rawr, sounds like my kind of party. I do my speculating with a speculum.
Sorry for these lightning-round posts folks, but I think you’ll agree that none of these deserve a whole post for themselves. What do they look like, your mom?
Dead Snow, the Norwegian Nazi-Zombie movie has a new trailer. It’s out in limited release on June 19th. This trailer gives you a better idea of the story, which isn’t really a good thing, since the entire story consists of “There are zombies and the zombies are nazis.” The blood-puking clip is far more effective, I think. But I say that about everything.
