Morning, folks. Welcome to another exciting installment of Comments of the Week.

The way COMMENTS OF THE WEEK works is: at any time this week, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section below.  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

We start in the SMURFS 3D thread.

Donkey Hodey says: Papa Smurf made Smurfette shave. Said he got tired of eating the Smurf n’ Turf

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Hey, gang. No comments of the week prize to give away this week, but I promise to slaughter three otter babies for their pelts in your honor.

As always, the way this works is, at any time this week, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of THIS post below.  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

Now that the necessities are out of the way, let’s party (snort cocaine).  From OH HEY LOOK, AN OLD MAN ON FIRE:

Crapbasket says: I think the whole, “I’d rather burn out, than fade away” thing is lost on gramps.

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This week’s comments of the week winner gets… “an uncompromising look into the gritty Detroit underworld and the inner-workings of the Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) with the Spike TV and Paramount Home Entertainment release of “DEA: Detroit” which arrived in stores nationwide on Tuesday, February 10.”  Yay! Now you can finally see where your drugs go after them cock-blockin’ POlice take it!

As always, the way this works is, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of this post.  Then, the following Sunday/Monday, I’LL pick the winner from among the nominees. The winner [usually] gets a sweet prize.  (FYI, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

Let’s start it off with a nugget of Mark it Zero wisdom from the PAUL BLART: ZOOKEEPER post:

Mark It Zero says, “James only bought the Segway because he heard it came with a gyro.”

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You’re in luck, Drunkards.  This week’s winner AND runner up both get a prize, the two-disc DVD edition of Kevin Smith’s Zack and Miri Make a Porno (IN STORES FEBRUARY 3RD), and a Zack and Miri poster signed by Kevin Smith himself, that tubby motherf-cker. And to everyone who didn’t win, buy the DVD so I don’t look bad.  4 out of 5 of today’s leading scientists say it will cure your scabies.

As always, the way this works is, when a commenter makes a comment worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section of this post.  I’LL pick the winner from among the nominees next Sunday/Monday. The winner [usually] gets a sweet prize.  (FYI, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

And as always, we start with the honorable mentions.  Read on to the end for the winner.  First, from the Robert Mapplethorpe Biopic post, MaxwellDemon gives me Tommy Boy flashbacks:

MaxwellDemon says, “They could just shove the whip up the audience’s ass and call it Indiana Jones IV.”

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You’ll be kicking yourself if you didn’t bring your A game last week, because I’ve got a sweet prize to give away.  I don’t tell you about these things ahead of time because I don’t want to give you any excuse not to give 111,000% every day.  Now, LET’S GET OUT THERE AND KICK SOME ASS!!!  **heterosexual ass pats all around**

This week’s winner gets the three-disc special edition DVD of The Incredible Hulk, a movie AICN calls “Every bit as good as Iron Man,” proving AICN’s reviewer smokes rock and/or pole (you can read my review of the film here). The DVD (and blu-ray disc) hits shelves October 21st.  It includes an alternate opening in which the Hulk plays in the snow (and supposedly a brief glimpse of Captain America), a digital copy of the film so you can watch it on your portable ass shit, and all sorts of commentary so you know what motherf-ckas were thinking when they made it.  Two hours of bonus features in all. It will make. The shit. Fall out. Of your ass.

So who won it?  Find out after the jump, dumbshit.

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