This week I’ve got a couple signed Olivia Munn posters to give away to promote her new book, Suck It, Wonder Woman: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek.  (I’m also giving away the book, but I have to read it first so I can write a review).  As always, nominate for next week’s Comments of the Week by copy and pasting in the comments section below.

Now for the best.  First, Pauly Dangerously in the Willy Wonka Alternate Ending thread, for getting this song stuck in my head:

Påüłÿ Ðąηgęrσűşľγ says:
Come with meeeee….
And you’ll beeee….
In a wooorld of strangle masturbation.

Next, Chino Moreno’s series from Twilight Shoes Even Gayer Than Expected:

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This week’s comments of the week winners will receive a t-shirt with one of the designs you see above, courtesy of Rob at ShirtGenius.  Shirtgenius.com has both of these and more aggressive shirt designs.  Take a look at this shirt, for instance. Now that is an aggressive shirt.  It makes me wish I was pregnant and Jewish.  But I say that about everything.  Jason Statham says, “Oi. Most cunts know, Oy don’ wear fock’n shir’s, now does Oy? But if a cunt was wearin one of dese shir’s, ovva cunts moight be woise ta steah cleah, now wouldn’ dey?”  (As part of the terms of this giveaway, Rob wasn’t interested in a plug from me, only one from The Stath).

In any case, here are the winning comments (honorable mentions after the jump):

(from PATRICK BATEMAN WAS BASED ON TOM CRUISE)
Pauly Dangerously says: “As we arrive at Espace I’m on the verge of tears as I’m certain there are gays there. But there isn’t; relief washes over me in an awesome wave.”  [+10 for proper use of meme -Ed.]

(from SOUTH AFRICAN GUY CAMPAIGNS FOR ROLE OF TARZAN)
Oski says:
Crocodile Dundee: “Thaht’s noht ah knife, this is ah knife.”
DEWET: “NO, THIS IS A KNIFE! IT’S NOT SHARP, BUT IT LOOKS AWESOME AND CAN LEARN TO BE SHARP!”

Well done, guys.  Send me your addresses and collect your prize.

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Since Vince is busy motorboating hookers volunteering at the legless cat shelter, I’ll be picking COTW.  It’s a complicated algorithmic process.  You take the number of dick jokes divided by the “rape quotient” to the power of 69 and then stare at a picture of Mike Tyson until all answers reveal themselves.  As always, nominate next week’s COTW in the comments section below.

Stone gets the party started in the  KICK ASS thread:
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Sorry, folks, another week without a tangible prize.  But what can I do, NOT recognize your perverse and brilliant comments?  I think snot.  So this one’s for bragging rights.  See, mom?  And you said I’d never amount to anything.  Dumb bitch.

The way COMMENTS OF THE WEEK works is: at any time this week, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section below.  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

We begin in the thread about Max Steel, the proposed movie based on the extreme sports action figure:

Oski says:

INT. X-GAMES pre-party in Vegas

Villain: And you are….
Max Steel: Steel, Max Steel.
Villain: Would you like a drink Mr. Steel?
Max Steel (to casino waitress): Monster Energy Drink, Shaken and sprayed over everybody.

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Morning, folks. Welcome to another exciting installment of Comments of the Week.

The way COMMENTS OF THE WEEK works is: at any time this week, when you read a comment you think worthy of recognition, YOU nominate it by copy and pasting it in the comments section below.  I pick the winner from among the nominees the following Sunday/Monday. (To help you find it more easily, the nomination thread is always linked in the ABOUT section).

We start in the SMURFS 3D thread.

Donkey Hodey says: Papa Smurf made Smurfette shave. Said he got tired of eating the Smurf n’ Turf

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