“Really? Not even one nip?”

Tina Fey is beloved by pretty much everyone not named Taylor Swift, but she’s also a 42-year old mother of two, which means that most of us are pretty cool with the fact that she won’t do nude scenes. But just in case there are still some people out there who would love to see her topless, she reiterated her no-titty stance in a recent interview with Movieline while discussing her new film, Admission, which also stars Paul Rudd. Now there’s an actor I wouldn’t mind seeing topless.

Fey revealed that the film’s script was originally a lot closer to the book, in that there was supposed to be a little freaky naughty sex time between her and Rudd, and those scenes required her to be topless. Sorry pervs, wasn’t gonna happen.

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If you had a lab puppy and your neighbor had a corgi puppy, you’d let them play together and take pictures, wouldn’t you? You’d owe it to the world. It’s the same with Paul Rudd and Tina Fey. How the hell has it taken this long to get them in the same movie? Anyway, here they are in Admission, from director Paul Weitz, whose somewhat underwhelming filmography includes American Pie, About a Boy, In Good Company, American Dreamz, Cirque Du Freak, Little Fockers, and Being Flynn. In Admission, Fey plays a Princeton admissions officer, Rudd the headmaster of an alternative high school, who one day tells his former college classmate Fey that he thinks one of his students is the son she gave up for adoption years ago. Will he turn her life upside down? Will she learn that there’s more to life than being a straitlaced workaholic? WHO WILL STEAL HER BLACKBERRY, WHO?!? Find out March 8th.

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“Ooooooklahoma where the wind comes….”

It shouldn’t surprise us when actors decide they want to sing because, hello, have you met actors? Getting them not to sing is the hard part. Seth MacFarlane couldn’t make a 30 second commercial without putting a showtune in it. And so it goes with Anchorman 2, according to director Adam McKay, as he tells

“There will be some music in ‘Anchorman 2′ though for sure, we have some songs already written,” he shared.

“We were going to do ‘Anchorman 2′ as a Broadway musical first, for like six months and then go shoot the movie. That was our initial idea,” he also added. Does he mean whole sequences? ”Whole song sequences, absolutely,” he said.

“The music sequences we have done — we did ‘Afternoon Delight’ [in 'Anchorman'], Adam Scott and his family singing ‘Sweet Child O’ Mine’ [in 'Step Brothers'], we did a whole song for ‘Talladega Nights‘ that got cut out, a big, big musical number — we always do it live on the set,” McKay said. “And my thing is, if the actors get freaked out, don’t sweat it, we can always re-record it later. And every time we’ve done it, we end up using the live track from the recording. We’ll probably do it the same way in this.” Though, he cautioned: ”This one might have a little more movement in it, and the only problem with that is the actors get winded.”

Ooh, movement? Does that mean dancing? God, I hope it’s of the Paul Rudd variety:

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Universal just released the full-length trailer for Judd Apatow’s This is 40 (opening December 21st), and obviously, since this is a website dedicated to the serious discussion of cinema-films and their place in the annals of celluloid museums art, I tried to pick a screencap that was central to the plot, which just so happens to deal with MEGAN FOX BRA AND PANTIES TAKING HER CLOTHES OFF UPSKIRT LESBIAN KITTENS GOOGLE! and has nothing whatsoever to do with cheap, callow traffic whoring. So as long as we’re clear on that, you can go ahead and click through to see the trailer below, which, just to reiterate, involves Megan Fox taking her clothes off, ie, Megan Fox in her bra and panties getting almost naked, with pictures included of Megan Fox in her underpants probably about to do lesbian stuff.

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When I read that Amy Poehler was doing a new web series called “Smart Girls Ask Amy”, I was naturally excited because my first thought was Paul Rudd’s “Ask a Grown Man” for Rookie Magazine. This is probably because Poehler and Rudd are two of my favorite people in the entire universe, ever since they starred together in Wet Hot American Summer, which is the movie that I’d choose if my house was on fire and the gargoyle that protects my pool granted me the ability to save only my dog and one DVD.

But it turns out that Poehler’s new video is less about charm and more about honesty, as she’s actually being sincere and serious with her advice to a 14-year old girl whose father won’t let her wear makeup. And her honesty is more charming than ever. In summary, Amy Poehler is probably the coolest woman alive, even cooler than Kate Upton, and if you’re familiar with my thoughts on Upton, then that’s pretty much the greatest endorsement in the history of mankind.

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