God willing, someday I will own a car that allows a horse to ride in the front seat. I heard these guys have also worked on a few Sarah Jessica Parker films.

And now, your Daily Circle Jerk links:

  • Michael Bay chooses breakfast, a flowchart. |ScreenJunkies|
  • Brandon Jacobs (he’s a football player!) has Napoleon Dynamite-like taste in t-shirts. |KSK|
  • And now, a video compilation of “the most awesome backyard explosions.”  Know what video you’d never see?  “The least awesome backyard explosions.”  |HolyTaco|
  • The Punisher: No Mercy launch trailer.  |G4|
  • The flower kid yet again missed his chance to meet with Megan Fox, even after Kodak flew him to New York. At this rate he’ll never get deflowered. |DailyFill|
  • Time to play Sci-Fi Author or Crazy Person. |CollegeHumor|
  • Sex in the copy room, a video. |Atom|