G4 recently debuted this trailer for Pandorum, starring Ben Foster and Dennis Quaid…

…as two spacemen who awaken aboard their ship with no memory of their mission or identities. The film opens in theaters on September 4th, 2009.

So, aliens on a spaceship, huh?  How many times have we made this movie now?  I realize there aren’t any new concepts, but at least maybe we could combine old ones?  Like maybe they’re on a spaceship full of aliens… and one of the aliens has to tell his parents he’s gay.  Or maybe they’re on a spaceship full of aliens… and they entertain the nazis by playing the flute.

UPDATE: Ufford over at WarmingGlow just alerted me to the presence of Cam Gigandet. That confirms it, this will suck. Cam Gigandet = suck. It’s science.

After the jump, check out the new trailer for Pandorum.

“From the producers of the Resident Evil franchise, comes a new movie starring Dennis Quaid, [the criminally underrated] Ben Foster and Cam Gigandet.  Christian Alvert is directing the terrifying story of a couple of astronauts that have no memory of their mission or even their identities, buit quickly find out they aren’t alone on their spaceship.” [horror-movies.ca]

What if you awoke… with no memory.  What if the world you knew… was gone.  What if you discovered… you were not alone….  ARRRRGGGGH, IT’S CAM GIGANDET!  I KNEW I SHOULDN’T HAVE AGREED TO THIS MOVIE!  (I liked this better when it was called Event Horizon).  (I hope that when the bad guys come, they NEVER BACK DOWN.  Shut up, I was already leaving.)
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