In news that would have been awesome 10 years ago, Nokia has announced a contest that will give one lucky person the chance to film a bedroom scene with iconic wig wearer bombshell Pam Anderson. The contest is all part of Nokia’s campaign to show off the company’s new N8 cell phone, which features a HD quality video camera and film editing software. The bedroom scene will be for a short film called The Commuter, which will be filmed entirely on the N8 phone. Anderson agreed to do the film because she’s had HC for a few years and figured HD is the next logical step.

Nokia also signed Gossip Girl’s Ed Westwick for a scene that takes place in an elevator, and anyone whose life’s ambition is to appear in a cell phone commercial with him now has their opportunity. Dare to dream, Drunkards. Dare. To. Dream.

Maybe they can also get Yasmine Bleeth and David Chokachi, Star Pulse:

The former “Baywatch” beauty, who hit the headlines in the 1990s after filming a sex tape with her then-husband Tommy Lee, has agreed to be filmed frolicking in bed with the winner of phone firm Nokia’s latest competition.

John Nichols, head of marketing at Nokia UK, explains, “We wanted to create something very special for the launch of the Nokia N8 that showcases the Hollywood quality of its camera.”

The Hollywood quality, eh? I’ve always wanted a cell phone that snorts blow off an underage hooker’s ass and wakes up in a Starbuck’s dumpster. In related news, Channing Tatum will be appearing in a short film for Boost Mobile entitled, Pay Yo Bill.

Hey Hey, JLA, why the hell are you still being made? – According to Variety, Justice League of America is back in pre-production and planned for a 2009 debut.  They mention Adam Brody playing The Flash, Common as the Green Lantern, Armie Hammer as Batman, and Megan Gale as Wonderwoman.  Sadly, still no word on the status of Green Arrow.   This epic pile of shit just won’t be complete without fruity dude in a green smock shooting bad guys with a boxing-glove arrow.  I say we get Renny Harlin to direct. 

Superhero Movie Has a Poster – Hey, Pam Anderson’s in it!  They needed a hot chick, and naturally they chose a hepatitis-infected 40-year-old with 12 kids from different fathers.  Based on that kind of judgement, I’m sure this will be swell. 

Barack Obama Wants Will Smiff to Play Him – Dude, think of your legacy!  You gotta go Morgan Freeman on this one.  The man practically sweats gravitas.

4 Fast 4 Furious Set Photos – Here’s Vin Diesel and Paul Walker "acting" in a "sequel" to "The Fast and the Furious".  I think we all know there’s no film in those cameras.  "I need you to get me some serious work!" Paul Walker was heard screaming into the wallet he pretends is a cell phone at his imaginary agent.

The Rock is Playing the Tooth Fairy – Dear Mr. Rock: No one will ever call you Dwayne Johnson when you do movies like this.  Let’s face it, you’re a poor man’s Macho Man Randy Savage.  OH YEEEAHHH!  

That Kid From There Will Be Blood to Exec Produce – Paul Dano will star in and executive produce Gigantic.  When reached for comment, that kid from Dazed and Confused just grabbed the bridge of his nose and shook his head.  (After a quick google search) Holy shit, his name’s "Wiley Wiggins"?  Some parents he’s got.

Pictures of Cameron Diaz’ Box – Haha, tricked you.  She’s actually just starring in a movie called The Box.  You didn’t care either way, did you.  Me neither.