I was planning to wait for a non-buttcam version of this joke to show up online, but it hasn’t happened, so I’m posting it anyway.  I just liked that even while Devil is still putting “From the mind of M. Night Shyamalan” in their trailer (please tell me that was in his contract), the Shyamalan name has become a joke.  I exaggerate so little when I say that. His name actually came up during the David Hasselhoff Roast. Even worse, it wasn’t even the punchline, it was the setup:

Pam Anderson’s vagina is like an M. Night Shyamalan movie: 10 years ago everyone wanted to see it. Now when people see it, they come out and they’re like, what the f*ck was THAT? Was it an alien?  Was it dead?  And what was Mark Wahlberg doing in there?

Whitney Cummings, everybody.  I would argue her segment wasn’t quite as good as Gilbert Gottfried‘s, but she did a Magic Johnson’s-AIDS-blood joke that endeared her to me forever.  According to her blog, she did another one about Lost (for you TV fans) that didn’t make the broadcast:

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Once upon a time, Pam Anderson was the hottest girl on the block, making pornos with every rock star in sight and partying all night.  Sadly, she thought her ass would age like wine and now she’s married to a guy she just met, and that guy is Rick Soloman.  Also, she’s pregnant.  With whose baby, God only knows.  Smells like someone’s baking frownies again :-( :-(

In this clip from Blonde and Blonder, she dresses in spandex and does a dance with Denise Richards.  They have four children and 76 years between them.  I think the guy must’ve died of embarrassment!