FilmDrunkard Daniel sent in this shot from the Texas State Fair outside Dallas. This ride was covered with fine airbrushings of hot women, biker dudes, future cities, skyscapes, and OF COURSE, Nic Cage as Cameron Poe from Con Air.

MORNING LINKS
Meme Watch: Aaron Rodgers Photobombing Throughout History |With Leather|

The Best Of Ellen Muthaf*ckin’ Barkin’s Muthf*ckin’ Tweets So Muthaf*ckin’ Far |UPROXX|

What if we replaced the star-studded cast of New Year’s Eve with Terrence Howard in different hats? |Film Drunk|

‘Breaking Bad’ Wrap Parties Are Awesome |Warming Glow|

Star Wars Taxidermy Sadly Just Photoshop |Gamma Squad|

10 Things You Didn’t Know About The Movie Swingers |Buzzfeed|

From Elton John to The Pixies: 21 Great Movie Music Cues |Moviefone|

So Gaddafi is dead, it looks like. Which is… good? Let’s not pretend any of us know sh*t about Libya. |TDW|

ScarJo is banging JGL, supposedly. Haha, I’m so lame. |TheSuperficial|

A duet with Siri. |DogandPonyShowWebsite|

The bunched-panty squad is after Ricky Gervais again, this time for saying “mong.” |Videogum|

31 unbelievable high school mascots. |MentalFloss|

Here’s Wayne Newton going Joe Namath on Michele Bachmann in case you’re in the mood for nausea. |Yahoo|

Five TV Shows that Started Great, Went Bad and Then Were Great Again |The Smoking Jacket|

The 12 Crappiest Movies of Carla Gugino’s Career |Pajiba|

George Carlin Answered A 14 Year-Old’s Letter |NextRound|

Seven frivolous Hollywood lawsuits. |ScreenJunkies|

5 obscure sports that will help you in a zombie apocalypse. |HolyTaco|

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Yesterday, Vin Diesel premiered the new 5 Fast 5 Furious trailer on his Facebook page, an act which, among other things, shined a harsh light on Vin Diesel’s Facebook page (19 million likes!).  It’s a page that included this picture, a painting featuring Vin Diesel and Usher riding white tigers down a volcano.  Is that the title, “Vin Diesel and Usher Riding White Tigers Down a Volcano”?  Because if so, SOLD.  Seriously, name your price. I would chug a pint of Magic Johnson’s blood if it was labeled “Vin Diesel and Usher Riding White Tigers Down a Volcano.” |Many kudos to TedQuarters for this important discovery|

MORNING LINKS

• Celebrities vs. The Internet: Five Rounds. |Uproxx|
• Will you invest in social networking?  That depends on how many naked pictures it involves. |Uproxx|
• Henry Rollins on Brooklyn Hipsters: ‘They’re weak children.’ |WarmingGlow|
• Playboy models dressed up like Tron. Tron Man’s bulge just got bigger. |GammaSquad|
• The best skateboarders crushing their balls of 2010. |WithLeather|
• An animated guide to syphilis from the Navy Medical Center. |TheDailyWhat|
• Does this look like the face of a guy who threw a dead squirrel into a Hardee’s Drive Thru window? |NYCBarstoolSports|
• 10 truthful (made-up) Golden Globe reactions. |ScreenJunkies|
• Thank NASA for preventing the radioactive monkey apocalypse. |HolyTaco|
• Gunman Spraypaints ‘V’ on Wall, Opens Fire on School Board |Buzzfeed|
• The hottest television crushes. |NERDS!|
• The 18 most ridiculous pieces of Michael Jackson memorabilia. |Clutch|

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This one is called simply “The Breakfast Fight Club,” by artist David MacDowell (via theHighDefinite).  I guess it’s pretty cool.  I like the Fight Club characters in there.  But is that enough to justify there not being Judd Nelson or Emilio Estevez?  I don’t know, man. I just don’t know.

Also, how does it stack up against the work of Brandon Bird?  I’ve previously posted Bird’s works “Uncanny Valley,” and “No One Wants to Play Sega with Harrison Ford,” both of which I’d give a slight edge to over this one. (Bird’s “Mr. Noodle,” starring David Schwimmer is below.  You can see some of his other stuff here.)  MacDowell’s piece also hits a little too close to home for me. You see I often wander around my neighborhood shouting, “NO, F*CK YOU, MOLLY RINGWALD!” at no one in particular. Nonetheless, I’d be proud to hang any of these paintings in my parlor next to the ginger scalps. (They bring me luck).

(This Brandon Bird painting is entitled “Uncanny Valley.”  It’s beautiful.)

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

• Kathy Benjamin runs down the five worst times to be naked. |Uproxx|
• Pete Rose be corkin’ that bat, son. |WithLeather|
• Lady Gaga might be guest starring on Doctor Who. I guess I’m not cool, because I tried to watch that show on the plane and I had no idea what the f*ck was going on. |GammaSquad|
• Devo is going to be on Futurama.  Blow me, Devo is awesome. |WarmingGlow|
• Photo recap: the 2010 Roots picnic. |SmokingSection|
• The seven best and seven worst sidekicks in history. |Dorkly|
• White washing the Prince of Persia video game. |G4|
• The “helium chewing gum experiment.”  |DoubleViking|
• A new Brazilian dance craze known as “butt fighting.” |BroBible|
• 6 influential rock albums that sound like nothing before them. |Guyism|
• The 8 most depressing MST3K episodes. |ToplessRobot|
• Five things that will make you feel old. |UnrealityMag|
• The 15 biggest cult films of the past five years. |Pajiba| (NERDS!)
• 13 Awesomely ridiculous movie posters. |Gunaxin|
• And don’t forget to get your video for the Star Wars fan video challenge in before the deadline. |Atom|

The Daily Mail today has a story about how Sean Connery’s former friend’s estate is suing him for allegedly screwing the friend over on a loan deal.  The story’s pretty boring, but buried further down in it is the above picture of Sean and his wife, artist Micheline, and this lovely painting.  My question: does Sean Connery actually own a painting of himself creepily lurking behind a shirtless dude?  I shay, your shkin ish looking rather shmooth today. Do you like my ashcot?