(“You see, it’s all going exactly according to my five-year plan.”)

From TheHollywoodReporter:

Disney will celebrate “Opposite Day.”  The studio is developing a high-concept comedy with that title and has hired “Nancy Drew” scribe Tiffany Paulsen to write it.  “Opposite,” based on an original idea by studio production president Oren Aviv, centers on a corporate hatchet man who wakes up one morning and finds he must follow the exact opposite of his normal routine.

High concept… original… Opposite Day… You’ve got the ingredients, just go ahead and bake your own zinger.  Add spite to taste.

DISNEY EXEC 1: I JUST GREENLIT ‘OPPOSITE DAY.’

DISNEY EXEC 2: …We’re gonna need a bigger record scratch.

Man, I wish I was a corporate hatchet man.  I would take my job so literally.