Chocolate comes from Ong Bak director Prachya Pinkaew, and as we’ve already established “A SPECIAL NEEDS GIRL… WITH A NEED… TO KICK SOME ASS,” is one of the greatest taglines ever written.  The latest news is that it’s getting a limited theatrical run beginning this Friday.  Here’s where you’ll need to move to see it:

Boulder, CO: International Film Series
Denver, CO: Esquire Theatre
New York, NY: Sunshine Cinema
Austin, TX: Alamo Drafthouse South Lamar
Dallas, TX: Inwood Theatre
Seattle, WA: Egyptian Theatre

…unless you just want to wait four more days until it comes out on DVD (February 10th). Me, I hate waiting. That’s why I throw things around the room and scream and bite myself or recite pi to the 1000th digit until I get my way.

[via CHUD]

Chocolate comes from Ong Bak director Prachya Pinkaew, and though it doesn’t have Tony Jaa, it does have two of the best title card sequences I’ve ever seen:

From the bloodline of the yakuza… and the womb of a dangerous beauty

Which reminds me of a joke:  What’s the difference between a Cadillac El Dorado and the womb of a dangerous beauty?  …Nevermind.  Anyway, I thought they’d never top that one, but then they busted out:

A special-needs girl… with a need… to kick some ass!

Best. Tagline. Ever.  It doesn’t appear to have a date set for a theatrical release in the U.S., but it looks like you can already buy the DVD. It’s called Chocolate, or alternately Fury.  Coincidentally, Chocolate Fury was my nickname in high school.

[via IGN]