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Facebook screengrab: Nobody Likes Aimee. |thehighdefinite|

Clip from Patton Oswalt’s new set, ”My Weakness Is Strong. ” |WarmingGlow|

A&E has a new reality series: Steven Seagal: Lawman.  I can’t believe they picked this up instead of the series I was pitching to them, Tony Jaa: Elephant Puncher. |ScreenJunkies|

If you liked Turtle Rape Shoe you’ll love Tortoise Phone Sex with Olivia Munn. |G4|

13 of the Fastest MMA Knockouts Ever |InGameNow|

A five page photo gallery of cleavage, if that’s your thing. |Gunaxin|

Photo gallery of people getting punched in the face, if that’s your thing. |Uncoached|

The 12 Worst Fantasy First-Round Picks Ever.  The best fantasy first-round pick?  Dock Ellis on LSD. |OpenSports|

~ robopanda

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• Picture Gallery: 25 Awesome Jerry-Rigs |HolyTaco|
• Let me sum up this clip.  Clark Duke asks what keeps the doctor away.  Olivia Munn yells ”pulling out”.  And . . . scene. |G4|
• Bronson Arroyo’s publicist’s head just exploded. |OpenSports|
• Golden Girls tattoos are kind of a thing. |WarmingGlow|
• Quentin Tarantino pre-screened Inglourious Basterds at a Holocaust Museum, reports Heeb Magazine.  Wait.  There’s a Heeb Magazine?  Where has this been all my life? |Heeb|
• Your mom’s house on google maps. |Reddit|
• Joaquin Phoenix rap generator.  For a second there I thought it said, “Joaquin Phoenix rapes a generator”, which wouldn’t surprise me at this point. |Atom|
• This turtle is magical.  Let’s drink its bath water. |YouTube|

~ robopanda [Thanks to ohhaveyouseenthis for the video]

There’s really no more blatant way to pander to the nerds and get everyone damp under the man-boobs than sticking Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show in various cleavage-heavy outfits like Princess Leia.  But while my brain is insulted, my boner refuses to be reasoned with, and the shame tears just make me jerk harder (this is why Mormons have so many kids).  If one picture could sum up Comic-Con:

I’ll say this for Comic-Con: it’s the one day of the year when models really earn their paycheck.  You can just imagine some poor girl dressed as the world’s sluttiest centaur getting paid to be gawked at all day thinking “I pictured Milan…”  That Olivia Munn can still smile and maintain a cheerful exterior while surrounded by 15 socially inept shut-ins shouting, “Hey Olivia, I whack it to you way more than Megan Fox!” and “Hey Olivia, sign this hair doll!” and “Hey Olivia, lemme rub my greasy boner on you!” is nothing short of miraculous.  She’s truly a Saint I’d like to Motorboat.  (more pictures and video below)

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Parry Gripp wrote a song called “Video Game Girl” with a video starring Olivia Munn in honor of Attack of the Show’s 1000th episode.  Parry Gripp. Olivia Munn.  I have a boner right now, but if I’m honest, I’m not exactly sure who it’s for. [via G4]

Daily Circle Jerk Links:

• An extended interview with Michael Ian Black and Michael Showalter.  *extended metal fingers*  |ScreenJunkies|
• Kids with beer, a picture gallery.  Hey, who let you into one of my house parties? |HolyTaco|
• In honor of all the celebrity deaths… pictures of monkeys doing it?  |Atom|
• Austria is boycotting Brüno.  Which means it must actually be playing there, so… good for them. |DailyFill|
• Hey, I think this chick dancing on a desk is going to fall.  Isn’t she?  Waaaaaait for it… |on205th|
• Magic Johnson and Kobe Bryant’s speech at the Michael Jackson memorial. Why were they speaking there?  Because it was a f-cking circus, that’s why.  Oh, and because Michael Jackson made Magic a better point guard.  |HoopDoctors|
• Michael Jackson: a fashion perspective.  (I don’t know either). |TSBMag|
• A collection of nerdy tattoos. |CollegeHumor|

G4′s Attack of the Show boner fairy Olivia Munn recently revealed that she’ll have a small part in Iron Man 2, and with an attitude like that (<===), it’s no wonder.  Let this be a lesson to you, girls, no one likes a restraining orderer.

Back in April, Olivia Munn revealed on Twitter that she has been cast in two upcoming movies: One is the upcoming Steve Carell/Tina Fey comedy Date Night, and the other is some project that she was working out for but wasn’t “legally” allowed to discuss publicly yet. Turns out that she has a role in Iron Man 2. No word on how large of a role she might play. I assume that she’ll probably be in one or two scenes, possibly as a television announcer [quite an assumption, no? -Ed]. Munn said on Twitter that her role is “definitely” bigger than her one minute appearance in Rob Schneider’s Big Stan. [/Film]

Oh yes, Big Stan.  Who could forget Big Stan? (*checks IMDB*) Oh right… Rob Schneider’s directorial debut… looks like it just came out last June in… Kazakhstan.  Now available on DVD!  I know what I’m doing tonight*.

*sorry this post wasn’t funnier, but that .gif animation was distracting the hell out of me. I still haven’t blinked. (source)