I know this means I won’t get to sit at the cool kids table anymore, but I like Tina Fey and Steve Carell. I love 30 Rock (as long as Kenneth or Judah Friedlander and his stupid effing hats aren’t on screen), I think her writing is spot-on 80% of the time, and Steve Carell is just one of those guys who’d have to try really hard to be unlikable. So what happens when you put them both in the same movie? Well, if it’s a Fox movie, it means you get mother-in-law jokes, people hitting their heads, and sound effects lifted from the wacky morning zoo. Oh yeah, it’s called Date Night. It was directed by Night at the Museum’s Shawn Levy, who usually makes kids’ movies, but lucky for him Fox execs can’t tell the difference. Oh hey look, they gave Olivia Munn a two-second cameo. You know, I can think of a few good ways for Olivia Munn to spend a couple seconds.
(*bike horn*)
Our thoughts exactly, Olivia. [available in HD at Apple]
Olivia Munn is super pretty and her favorite thing to do ever is pander and give nerds boners, so of course she made a video making fun of Twilight. Nerds hate Twilight like they hate direct sunlight. I actually thought the first part (’you talk like someone from old history’ - nice) was funnier than the killing part that she’s in. But regardless, Seltzer-Friedberg are already planning to re-shoot this for their next movie, except with someone playing Amy Winehouse in it for some reason.
And yes, this was all just an elaborate excuse to post my favorite gif in the whole wide world:
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Facebook screengrab: Nobody Likes Aimee. |thehighdefinite|
Clip from Patton Oswalt’s new set, ”My Weakness Is Strong. ” |WarmingGlow|
A&E has a new reality series: Steven Seagal: Lawman. I can’t believe they picked this up instead of the series I was pitching to them, Tony Jaa: Elephant Puncher. |ScreenJunkies|
If you liked Turtle Rape Shoe you’ll love Tortoise Phone Sex with Olivia Munn. |G4|
13 of the Fastest MMA Knockouts Ever |InGameNow|
A five page photo gallery of cleavage, if that’s your thing. |Gunaxin|
Photo gallery of people getting punched in the face, if that’s your thing. |Uncoached|
The 12 Worst Fantasy First-Round Picks Ever. The best fantasy first-round pick? Dock Ellis on LSD. |OpenSports|
~ robopanda
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There’s really no more blatant way to pander to the nerds and get everyone damp under the man-boobs than sticking Olivia Munn from Attack of the Show in various cleavage-heavy outfits like Princess Leia. But while my brain is insulted, my boner refuses to be reasoned with, and the shame tears just make me jerk harder (this is why Mormons have so many kids). If one picture could sum up Comic-Con:
I’ll say this for Comic-Con: it’s the one day of the year when models really earn their paycheck. You can just imagine some poor girl dressed as the world’s sluttiest centaur getting paid to be gawked at all day thinking “I pictured Milan…” That Olivia Munn can still smile and maintain a cheerful exterior while surrounded by 15 socially inept shut-ins shouting, “Hey Olivia, I whack it to you way more than Megan Fox!” and “Hey Olivia, sign this hair doll!” and “Hey Olivia, lemme rub my greasy boner on you!” is nothing short of miraculous. She’s truly a Saint I’d like to Motorboat. (more pictures and video below)
