This is only the second installment, so it’s possible it hasn’t sunk in yet, but hopefully you remember our wonderful new feature, Oliver Says Cut Yourself, our crowd-sourced supercut feature, in which you, the FilmDrunkard, help our video editor, Oliver Noble, create a supercut by suggesting which scenes you think should be included. Oliver has written you a nice poem this week, but the gist of it is, this week’s topic is “movie characters talking in mirrors.” In any case, here is Oliver’s poem. Yes, he wrote a poem. I’m not sure if this means I’m beating him too much or not enough. How does that work, anyway? Do any of you have a gay son?

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Reflections On a Muggy July Evening
A Poem by Oliver Noble

Oh, FilmDrunk Hive-Mind!
Your supercut suggestions have been sublime
For me you have done a great service
Saving hours of Internet research

Can do it again, my dears?
This time with actors talking in mirrors
Think Travolta in Pulp Fiction
When he promised to go home and self inflict friction [Editor's note: I will punch him extra hard for this one]

Or De Nrio in Taxi Driver
“Are you talking to me” he inquires
I’ll even take ones from TV
If only to include the Curb where Larry smokes trees [my favorite episode ever].

There’s just a few examples
Good luck coming up with more,  a**holes my pupils
And for the sake of full disclosure and perspective
This idea came from commenter “Homo Erectus”

So it’s finally here. Last week, our video editor, Oliver Noble and I provided the topic and you suggested scenes that should be included, in our first ever “Oliver Says Cut Yourself,” our crowd-sourced movie mash-up, which Oliver has titled “The Movie Geek’s Guide to Talking Dirty.” We realize it’s not the polio vaccine, but it is a pretty comprehensive cut of cinematic nasty sex talk and post-coitus whisperings (and by nasty I mean NSFW for language — and lots of humping, but no actual nudity). It’s more compelling than it by all rights should be.  What’s your favorite? Pooping back and forth forever? Marlon Brando demanding a finger up his butt? (That’s how he’d want to be remembered, I think).  FIND OUT WHICH SCENES WE INCLUDED NOW!

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Greetings, Drunkards. Our video editor, Oliver Noble and I had an idea recently (by which I mean he came up with an idea for which I was willing to share credit). Every time we post a mashup or supercut, people seem to have great ideas about what scenes should’ve been included in it. Whenever he forgets something I try to make sure he knows it, but as the parents and nurses among you have no doubt discovered, you can only beat a person so much before they just plum stop learning.  So we figured, why not open it up for suggestions before the fact? So here’s our first attempt at this, which we’ll probably give a catchy name, like “Oliver Says Cut Yourself,” or some such.  Personal letter from Oliver to follow:

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What’s Your Favorite Dirty Talk From A Movie Sex Scene?

Hello FilmDrunk peanut gallery Valued commenters,

i’m taking a few moments from my work in the luxurious editing suite the UPROXX team has been gracious enough to give me in an attempt to enList your assistance, kind readers, and I definitely would not be trying to coMmunicate a secret message to you. I am currently working on two Brand new supercuts

1. Best Pickup Lines In Cinema
2. Best dirty talk in movie sex scenes (pre or post coitus also works for me)

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