Hey, remember the Official FilmDrunkard?  I think someone found his brother at Coachella.

DAILY CIRCLE JERK LINKS

• Robopanda’s brilliant Pet Products That Are a Sign of Mental Illness. |Uproxx|
• Big Ben suspended for 6 weeks on account of having a big, ugly face. |WithLeather|
• Has L.A. Reid lost his mind? |SmokingSection|
• If you don’t like Party Down you can lick my balls, capitan. |WarmingGlow|
• Meet Drozid, the gun-toting, soccer-playing, beer-delivering, ghetto-blastin’, Armatronic robotic fridge.  |GammaSquad|
• Boy finds boobs in spectre issue from 1987. |ComicsAlliance|
• The 25 best sports nicknames. |SportsPickle|
• Woody Allen casts the French president and his bitch. |InsideMovies|
• Vanessa Williams sings and dances in lingerie. |InsideTV|
• The worst wives and girlfriends in literature. |Guyism|
• The weirdest bars in the world. |UnrealityMag|
• The top 10 Downfall parodies. |Ranker|
• A tribute to exercise balls. |HolyTaco|
• Awesome interview with Mickey Rourke. |ScreenJunkies|

[Thanks to Luchador and Chino for the tips]

This will be the third version I’ve posted of the world’s drunkest guy, AKA a man in the depths of an ether binge, AKA the official FilmDrunkard video, and even though he’s not film related, I think these are considered follow ups at this point.  You know what?  I shouldn’t have to apologize for posting awesome videos like this one.  All I try to do is entertain you and this is the thanks I get?  I’m crying now, I hope you’re happy.  Anyway, this version reimagines our protagonist as a character in a video game.  Or should I say prostaggernist?  Get it?  Shut up, you guys are mean.

Your move, Hasselhoff.

[Thanks to Burnsy for the tip]

The video I posted the other day of the drunk guy comically stumbling around a convenient store (at 10 in the morning on a Tuesday no less) has been compared to many things: a man in the depths of an ether binge, a redneck version of a Jamiroquai video, Vincent D’Onofrio’s performance as a giant bug stuck inside the body of a man in Men in Black, the official FilmDrunkard; and today he gets the silent film treatment.  I was laughing by the first note of the jaunty piano music.  “Dear me, I’ve fallen over.”  Amazing.  Also, I bet this was an awesome story from the perspective of the guy’s son.  His dad took off to run a quick errand, was gone for almost two days, and just when the kid was starting to think Daddy abandoned him because he didn’t love him anymore, POW!  There’s Pop in the door with a couple of black eyes and pants full of poop.  “Did you miss me, son?  Daddy was in the drunk tank again.” (slow-motion while “Chariots of Fire” plays until fade out)

[via MustacheandMonocle]