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Directed by She’s the Man and The Game Plan‘s Andy Fickman, You Again stars Kristen Bell and Jamie Lee Curtis as a mother and daughter who must face the secret they’ve both been hiding: before growing into the looks that made them the eye candy on countless TV shows, horror movies, and commercials for yogurt that helps you poop, they were ugly in high school.  And I mean straight-up glasses-and-acne-and-unflattering-shirts ugly.  Disgusting.  Sigourney Weaver and Odette Yustman play the pretty girls who were mean to them, because pretty girls are always mean to ugly ones, it’s science. You may remember Odette Yustman, whose butt starred in The Unborn.

Yadda yadda yadda, cheerleaders, hijinks ensue, Betty White says sexual things which is hilarious because because she’s old, and Kristin Chenoweth even shows up.  In fact, Kristin Chenoweth is my favorite part.  Before they show her name at the end, she’s in the trailer for less than a second, doing this:

Her finest role

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There’s something mesmerizing about this new poster for The Unborn, but I can’t quite put my finger in it. I mean on it.  I mean, I would like to put my penis inside of it.  I mean I could really go for some sodomy right now.  Crap, are you guys getting this?  I should really stop beating around the bush.  …shut up, I was already leaving.

Congratulations, Unborn poster maker guy.  You’ve successfully distracted me from that ridiculous kid in a dracula costume.  (The girl is Odette Yustman, in case you were wondering).  [via Empire]