I’m going to level with you folks: This blogging game, it moves fast. Unlike your sister, it’s hard to stay on top of, and this feature takes a long time. Sometimes it’s hard to stay motivated to finish. But every time I’m feeling like it’s not worth the time, I just look at some new pictures from Magic Mike and it rejuvenates the spirit. McConaughey. Channing Tatum. The world of stripping. This could become the greatest movie ever made. I get excited just thinking about it. Stay tuned for more Magic Mike stills and posters, and more, in our latest This Week in Posters and Stills.

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Knocked Up Number Two!

Here’s the first poster for Judd Apatow’s Knocked Up spinoff, This is 40, starring Leslie Mann and Paul Rudd (trailer here). If I’m not mistaken, this image is a reverse of the scene in Knocked Up where Leslie Mann is taking a dump while Paul Rudd brushes his teeth. And then of course there’s the famous poop scene in Bridesmaids, a scene supposedly championed by Bridesmaids producer, you guessed it, Judd Apatow. Because to Judd Apatow, marriage means someone’s always taking a poop.

Though the iPad part does hit a little close to home. Does the iPad have a taking-a-dump setting where you can hold it flat on your lap without the picture trying to reorient? It really should. “iPad: It’s the shitter newspaper of the future!”
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While I’ve been screaming to anyone who would listen for the past five years that Lindsay Lohan should be sentenced to do porno, she has somehow continued to commit crimes and book fake movie roles while not sucking penises on camera as a slap in God’s face. In further defiance of God, the Octomom did the logical thing for anyone with no money but lots of novelty fame, agreeing to star in a XXX video (possible title: “Cock to Mom?”). A previous report called it a masturbation video. Whether that’s actually “XXX” is debatable, but in any case, today TMZ has pictures and a report from the set.

To borrow a phrase from Patton Oswalt, now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go scream into my pillow for an hour.

TMZ has learned … Nadya Suleman completed her first day of XXX shooting at a porn mansion in the San Fernando Valley on Thursday … and we’re told things couldn’t have gone better!!!

Call me an optimist, call me a dreamer, but I can think of a few ways this could’ve gone better.

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