There’s something oddly reassuring about Mr. Skin’s annual list of the best nude scenes. It’s like the flashing Drudge GIF sirens or coming across an archived website that you’re surprised is still active — it’s a reminder of the old Internet, when things were simpler and sexist, racist YouTube comments were left in the brain where they belong, and kids used to write letters and not listen to their skats kats, dagnabbit. Also: boobs.
So we’re happy to announce that Cornelius Q. Skin, IV has released this year’s winners, and that Heather Graham, who is to the Pervert Oscars as Meryl Streep is to the regular Oscars, is involved. Let’s see how many different ways Mr. Skin (Xipe Totec’s family is still pissed they didn’t trademark that name) can refer to lady parts.
