I’m not going to lie to you, this is only movie related by the thinnest of rationales, and I’m adding almost zero value to a .gif someone else created. That said, I wouldn’t be doing my job if I let the Manti Te’o/Lennay Kekua Usual Suspects/Kaiser Soze gif slip by without bringing it to your attention. I place it below the fold because the file’s a little big and I don’t want to slow the main page to a crawl. In any case, here it is, the Mant Te’o Usual Suspects .gif:
As they have with virtually every celebrity scandal in recent memory, Taiwan’s NMA animation (I think the A already stands for “animation,” but you know what I mean) has created their own version of the events described in the recent sexual battery lawsuit filed by John Travolta’s alleged masseuse. You can watch the video below, but first, some things to look out for:
All in all, another fine effort.
Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver famously announced their impending divorce earlier this week, and already Taiwan’s Next Media Animation is ready with the dramatization (video after the jump). Maria and Arnold never explained the reasons for their divorce, and while I speculated that a dyed-in-the-wool mulatto ass lover like Arnold was only fooling himself thinking he could be with a thin, razor-boned white Kennedy like Maria, Taiwan’s animators seem to imply it the sticking point was more Arnold’s penchant for throwing house cats, and his love of bong-smoking whore orgies between bench-pressing sessions. I’d like to think we’re both right. Meanwhile, this is supposed to look like Arnold?
That is clearly David Arquette. Don’t even think about re-using this for the Arquette/Courteney Cox split re-enactment, you lazy godd*mned Chinamen. Round Eye no come here for swindle.
