Hey, wanna see a new Watchmen viral video?  Of course you do. And why not?  They’re gloriously half assed.  This latest clip from fictional MTV circa fictional 1985 gives us “the 411″ on our “favorite antiheroes.”  And by 411, I mean the girl reads their names in descending order.  What the f-ck was the point of this?  It’s just a collection of random references.  It’s like if Seltzer-Friedberg had to invent a fictional pop-culture to reference. Oh hey look, Schmaris Schmilton is acting dumb and whorey again. Isn’t that hilarious??
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You’re not a real Watchmen fan unless you download all 17 posters and watch all 76 hours of viral video/DVD extra footage.  Look, it’s Zack Snyder eating toast – now with director’s commentary!  Did you know: Second Assistant Director Eddy Santos prefers boxers to briefs?  Have you heard: Costume Designer Mike Wilkinson’s important message about proper tire inflation?

Oh yeah, so after the jump you can watch the latest video about “the Keene Act.”  It’s like watching TV from the 70s, but without the historical application.
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