Boy, that Brett Ratner sure can make a fine movie, can’t he? And yes, that’s Ellen Page* from Juno.

Anyway, the news is that Smokin’ Joe Carnosaur Carnahan posted a picture of Juggernaut on his website with the words “I’ll let you guys go nuts over this one,” leading many to speculate that he wants to direct an X-Men spinoff of Juggernaut.  Though it could also mean that the target audience for his website is retarded Amish kids who go all batshit for pictures of cartoons because their parents think drawings are tools of the devil.  ‘Tis a mystery, truly.

*She played “Kitty Pryde”, a character with the same name as the Cats extra I buried in the desert old west prostitute I lost my virginity to. Read the rest of this entry »

Andy Griffith will star alongside Doris Roberts, Marla Sokoloff, and Paul Campbell (whose dad is Bruce Campbell, but not the Bruce Campbell) in Play the Game, an indie comedy that began filming in LA on Monday.  In related news, Wilford Brimley’s grandchildren just bought him a DVD machine.

Story tracks a single guy who teaches his widowed grandfather to hit on girls. [Variety]

Teaching an old man how to hit on girls is easy. 

Step 1: Mask old man scent with Axe Bodyspray.  Step 2: Avoid mention of BMs in casual conversation.  Step 3: Roofies.  See? Easy as pie.  Eat your heart out, Mystery*, you can take your kino-escalating and shove it.

*Anyone else think he stole the goggles-on-tophat look from 4 Non Blondes?