Just in case you’d forgotten how much this project sucks, the studio recently released this R-rated clip from My Best Friend’s Girl (trailer here, poster here).  Let’s see… I think I heard that two-bagger joke in about 1993.  "Heavy petting zoo" has been around at least since ’96, when it was the title of a NOFX album.  The "your dick’s so small you piss on your nuts" joke I believe is from Snaps, which was first published in ’94.  But the "ass the size of a miniature Mediterranean donkey"?  I think that one might’ve been original.  The most surprising thing is that there actually such thing as a Miniature Mediterranean Donkey.  Click here for a schedule of donkey shows. *snicker*

This is the new poster for My Best Friend’s Girl.  It’s just one more reason we may someday look back on the early 21st century as The Bad Photoshop Era.  Is that even Dane Cook’s body?  It looks like they just stuck his head on someone and didn’t even bother to make them face the same direction.  Hell, if it’s gonna be that blatant just stick a grizzly bear or an eagle head on there.  Pretty much anything’s better than Dane Cook’s real face.

He’s basically the DANE of my existence!  Haha!  Get it?  How about now?

My Best Friend’s Girl (yes, they use the f*cking song in the trailer) stars Dane Cook, Jason Biggs, and Kate Hudson. I don’t why you’d still be reading at this point, but:

Cook plays Tank, a master at seducing – and offending – women. When guys get dumped, they hire Tank to take their ex-girlfriends out on the worst date of their lives – an experience so horrible it sends them running gratefully back to their beaus. So when Tank’s best friend, Dustin (Biggs), is dumped by his new girlfriend, Tank naturally offers to help out… and ends up meeting the challenge of a lifetime. Smart, beautiful and headstrong, Alexis (Hudson) is the first girl who knows how to call his bluff, and Tank soon finds himself torn between his loyalty to Dustin and his love for his best friend’s girl. [ComingSoon]

Yeah… So Dane Cook has already made this movie like six times.  He’s clearly a hypermanic, attention-hungry theater kid.  Naming him “Tank” is like naming your Chihuahua "Killer", except more depressing. 

Also, guys named Tank don’t wear Che hats. Guys who wear Che hats ride fixed-gear bikes and are named “Jacob”.  If you have an awesomely masculine name like Jake and you choose to go by Jacob, congratulations, I hate you.