Empire‘s latest cover features Hugh Jackman – more like… Huge… Jacked-man, am I right?  Anyone?  Fine, I’ll just go out the way I came in… – along with a preview of X-Men Origins: Wolverine, which will have its first trailer attached to The Day the Earth Stood Still on December 12.  Maybe it’s just the lighting, but to me it kinda looks like Wolverine’s sporting a little adamantium down there if you know what I’m sayin, and I think you do.

“Who wants to get down on this MUTANT BONER?” I imagine him demanding.  “Come on, ladies, I know you’ve always wondered what’d be like to be with a man who RECOVERS INSTANTLY.” 
*mouths “CALL ME”, puts hand phone up to ear*
“F-ck! I stabbed myself in the head again!”