(Do you enjoy mustache rides, but also scabies?)

Don’t adjust your monitors, folks, I know it looks like they dug up Freddy Mercury’s corpse and died its hair blond and gave it more AIDS, but that’s just Daniel Craig in the first publicity photo for the Broadway show A Steady Rain, co-starring Hugh Jackman.

Jackman, who won a Tony in 2004 for hoofing it as 1970s singer-songwriter Peter Allen in The Boy From Oz, plays Denny, a patrolman with a racist streak and violent temper. And Craig, a London stage veteran making his Broadway debut, plays Joey, a recovering alcoholic and gentler soul who may not be as docile as he first seems. [EW]

To recap: blah blah blah holy God that is the ugliest f’ing mustache I’ve ever seen, and I’ve had sex with your mother.  It’s like Hugh Jackman figured out how to combine a Golden Shower and a Dirty Sanchez into one, and he probably did because he’s fancy.

Here’s the trailer for Powder 2: Powder to the People.  This time… he can party.  And turn a keg into a robot. |TimeSuck via IWS|

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