A friend sent me this video, which I don’t know anything about, other than that it’s from someone named Shira and called “Pound on My Muffin.” Have you noticed it’s really hard to tell if a song is a joke these days?

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Photoshop Challenge: Come At Bane, Bro |UPROXX|

7 New and Returning January Shows You Should Seek Out and 7 You Should Avoid |Warming Glow|

5 Reasons You Shouldn’t Buy a PS Vita |Gamma Squad|

Man misses mouse and shoots roommate, revealing child rapist |Film Drunk|

Alex Rodriguez Definitely Has A Type. (Muscular amazons). |With Leather|

37 great moments from the Larry Sanders Show. If you don’t like this show, we probably couldn’t hang. |Buzzfeed|

Adult Swim’s Songs for Helping “Unknown” |Adult Swim|

5 Actors Who Got Their Start on ‘Punk’d’ |The FW|

Justin Timberlake is engaged. Is it just me, or did 40% of the planet get engaged in the last two weeks? |TheSuperficial|

Here’s a guy in a parking lot dancing to “Niggas in Paris.” (Is that Paris Hilton’s new movie?) |Videogum|

6 infamous arsonists and how they got caught. |Mentalfloss|

Crazy Eyes Bachmann dropped out of the race. She might have a chance if it was her against Santorum. |TheDailyWhat|

The 10 Best Movies You Didn’t See in 2011 |Pajiba|

Five Shows That Started Off Slow (and Have Since Hit Their Stride) |Unreality|

7 of Rick Santorum’s least favorite films. |ScreenJunkies|

How to write a Paranormal Activity sequel. |HolyTaco|

The 8 least anticipated films of 2012. |ShortList|

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OK Go made a video for their version of the Muppet Theme song from the Muppet Green Album (which was released today, and is less disappointing than Weezer’s Green Album, hopefully). You can watch it below, but let’s not kid each other, we both know it’s going to be cute as sh*t. I don’t know how those silly little puppets manage to be so consistently adorable. Is Andy Serkis inside there? God, what an actor.

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Sadly, I haven’t had time for normal Friday Free For All posts these past few weeks, but I couldn’t forget about it today, because ever since I posted that V-Nasty clip the other day, I’ve been bombarded with emails linking me to countless other how-can-this-be-real raps. “Rap”, that’s what the kids call it, right? Its rambunctious jungle rhythm frightens me. In any case, the best of the bunch was this video from the self-proclaimed “number one female Chicano rapper,” “Miss Lady Pink,” whom I assume is married to “Mr. Gentleman Dong.” Thanks to Fernando for sending this one in.

The song’s called “Gangsta Freak,” and it begins with the lines “Get over here, G, and let me grab your c*ck, is it hard enough for me to just jump on top? I love me gangsta d*ck, all night long, I got the bomb-ass p*ssy and my (??) is strong,” all delivered while she smokes cigarette in a hot tub artfully covering her belly. I wonder where she went to finishing school.

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U2′s Bono and The Edge star alongside the cast of the play in this new music video for “Rise Above 1″ a big number from Spider-Man: Turn Off the Dark, which is still playing on Broadway. Naturally I had to post it because to me, the idea of U2 writing the music for a play based on Spider-Man is a better satire of theater than even Waiting for Guffman could’ve been, and somehow it’s all real. Yet again, parody can’t touch reality for absurdity.

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Yup, still love The Lonely Island.  “You’re still a c*nt, Steve, go f*ck your snake.”

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The Best Of #Party Down [UPROXX]

Meme Watch: Lenny Kravitz Auditions For Hipster Verizon Guy [UPROXX]

Pruney fingers may serve a practical purpose. |GammaSquad|

Darnell Docket is a great American, find out why. |WithLeather|

Louis C.K.: Why Farts Are Funny [WarmingGlow]

BBQ’s & Boomboxes: 25 Essential Summer Songs [TSS]

Chris Hansen caught cheating. With a woman. Lame. |TheDailyWhat|

I don’t know who Michelle Hunziker is, but her boobs seem nice. |TheSuperficial|

Al Roker and the World’s Ugliest Dog are besties. |Videogum|

Monthly fail compilation, June 2011. |GorillaMask|

Aw, Chinese people have memes too, they’re just like us. |Buzzfeed|

Nerds throughout the ages. |HolyTaco|

Art School In A Sentence. [NextRound]

A guide to judging a woman by her swimwear, thought I don’t know why you’d want to do that. |Guyism|

Bryan Cranston joining Gangster Squad. |ScreenJunkies|

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