Opening Everywhere: Pain and Gain, The Big Wedding
Opening Somewhere: Mud
FilmDrunk Suggests: I don’t know. I can’t stop singing, “My name is Mud…” to myself. And it’s not the whole song. It’s just, “My name is Mud…” and then I mumble what I remember of Les Claypool’s bass line.
This is one of five new character posters for Spring Breakers released this week, this one for Vanessa Hudgens’ character, Candy. I may be reading into this too much, but this seems a little sexually suggestive to me. Am I crazy? Then again, as Freud once said, “Sometimes a nubile, half-naked teen shooting a finger pistol into her eager mouth is just a a nubile, half-naked teen shooting a finger pistol into her eager mouth.”
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I’m sure the poster designer for this was excited about his super clever idea – “the crow will be her mask, like an optical illusion!” On paper, it probably sounded great. In practice, something about that eye position, I can’t stop picturing the crow as her sassy gay sidekick. “Oh. My. God. Queen, look at your hair. I am literally laying an egg right now, that’s how freaking cute it looks. Quoth this raven: Caw! You’re fabulous!”
