The tree was found guilty of witnessing false bears and burned alive.

IESB today has a couple new featurettes (here and here) and a few images from the upcoming Ten Commandments movie, featuring the voices of Ben Kingsley, Christian Slater, Alfred Molina, and Elliot Gould. 

The Ten Commandments, of course, tells the story of that one time when Moses bravely called the Hebrewites a bunch of damned dirty apes and led them out of Egypt and told the pharoahs they’d have to pry the shotgun out of his cold dead hands but got all confused when Michael Moore asked him about it later.  And I think there was some stuff about witnessing false bears and not being gay in there too. 

I dunno, I haven’t read the bible in a while.  Long story short, Moses was the hero and everybody got all stoked and drank wine.

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