After the jump, I’ve got the red-band trailer for Mirrors, the crappy horror movie starring Kiefer Sutherland and Amy Smart. You can see the original trailer here.

Creepy little kids…  Creepy things happening in the mirror… Boy, this is shaping up to be the scariest movie of 1978.   Plus, they put the Regency and 20th Century Fox logos backwards – because it’s about mirrors, get it?? Let me know if I need to slow down…  I think I most identified with the part at the beginning where Keifer says, "The mirrors… they’re so clean!"  I’ve often said that, but usually in more of a rueful, why-can’t-there-be-anymore-coke-left sort of way.   We’ve all been there.

And in case you like this player better…

This is supposedly a teaser trailer for a horror movie called Mirrors, starring Keifer Sutherland.  I say supposedly because in order to be teased you actually have to want whatever it is you’re getting a small taste of.  This is more like a retard in a speedo rubbing an ice cube on his nipple.  I don’t know what he’s selling but I’m just gonna walk away before things get weird.