Review: Oz The Great and Powerful

Written by Vince Mancini / 03.08.13

“What has one thumb and looks like it’s bored to be in this movie?”

There are some really great things about Oz the Great and Powerful and some really bad things, but at the very least, it’s not the forgettable trifle I expected it to be.

I liked Oz the Great and Powerful, and I mean that only in the most defensive-sounding way possible. It’s hard to even write this review without coming off a huge Sam Raimi apologist. Raimi has this highly-saturated, schlocky aesthetic that’s a little melodramatic and not quite realistic, but never quite camp, which a lot of people understandably hate. Whereas Tarantino almost always puts clear signposts to indicate when he’s being serious and when he’s being tongue-in-cheek, Sam Raimi’s scenes are always sort of breakdancing on the line between the two. To me this approach has always seemed a bit rock n’ roll, a way to say “yeah, this is silly but I’m doing it anyway because it’s fun.” He seems so blasé about whether you think his films are “Important” or not, and it’s refreshing.

Oz the Great and Powerful is not a great movie, but I don’t think anyone set out to make a “great movie.” I usually hate when critics use this excuse to give a movie a pass. Just because you made a bad movie on purpose I’m supposed to ignore that it’s bad? But if I look at any “comparable” title – Alice in Wonderland, The Hobbit, Snow White and the HuntsmanOz is just much better. Even the simple idea that “Oz” might all be a figment of James Franco’s character’s imagination gives it a subtextual richness that the aforementioned films all lacked. All of them, Oz included, are essentially about magical faeries punching each other. But Oz at least hints at the idea that it’s not just about magical faeries punching each other.

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Welcome To ‘Fat Hollywood’, Deviant ART’s Huge Obsession With Obese Actresses

Written by Ashley Burns / 02.15.13

If I’ve learned anything in all of these years on this crazy spinning rock, it’s that the Internet is a place of many, many, many, many (a million times more) different tastes, and rather than try to understand them all, I should just accept most of them. That’s why when I fell into a Deviant ART wormhole the other day and ended up browsing through something called “morphs” before taking a strange turn into Fat Hollywood, I just said, “F*ck it” and rolled with it. Pun sort of intended.

I don’t really know how to describe this strange exercise in photoshop other than by pointing at the banner pic of an obese Megan Fox and saying, “That.” Basically, from what I can tell, there are a lot of people out there who appreciate the true beauty of some of Hollywood’s most famous and talented actresses, but they’d prefer them to have a little more meat on their bones.

To each his own is what I say, because life is short and we should enjoy whatever makes us happiest. At least that’s a new philosophy I’m trying to embrace these days. So I gathered some of the morphs and FAToshops (trademark pending) of my favorite gorgeous actresses so that we could all see their beauty from a new, well-rounded perspective.

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Let James Franco show you his whoa face

Written by Vince Mancini / 11.14.12

Yale doctoral candidate and award-nominated entertainment blogger James Franco stars in the just-released trailer for Oz, the Great and Powerful, from Sam Raimi. Franco, in the Johnny Depp role, plays a Kansas magician who gets transported to the mythical land of Oz, where the inhabitants come to believe he’s a great wizard come to save them. Will he succeed, or will he dicknose them all?

When Oscar Diggs (James Franco), a small-time circus magician with dubious ethics, is hurled away from dusty Kansas to the vibrant Land of Oz, he thinks he’s hit the jackpot–fame and fortune are his for the taking–that is until he meets three witches, Theodora (Mila Kunis), Evanora (Rachel Weisz) and Glinda (Michelle Williams), who are not convinced he is the great wizard everyone’s been expecting. Reluctantly drawn into the epic problems facing the Land of Oz and its inhabitants, Oscar must find out who is good and who is evil before it is too late. Putting his magical arts to use through illusion, ingenuity–and even a bit of wizardry–Oscar transforms himself not only into the great and powerful Wizard of Oz but into a better man as well. [Apple]

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Here’s A Behind-The-Scenes Look At ‘Oz: The Great And Powerful’

Written by Ashley Burns / 07.12.12

At some point today, we’re going to get a trailer for Oz: The Great and Powerful, the highly-anticipated film that asks the question: “Hey, how did that dude behind the curtain get to run that crazy land anyway?” Starring James Franco and directed by Sam Raimi, the prequel to the classic, The Wizard of Oz, introduces us to Oscar Biggs, who is whisked away to the magical land and decides that he can really make a difference by conning everyone into thinking he’s a wizard.

Standing in his way, though, are the three witches – played by Mila Kunis, Rachel Weisz, and Michelle Williams – and they’re not really buying his BS. Williams will play Glinda the Good Witch, and I’m predicting that Weisz will play the Wicked Witch. That leaves Kunis as, I’m guessing, the Smoking Hot Witch. At least that’s how my whole casting process would go. That’s not to take anything away from Weisz, who is also quite the looker, but she’s had a kid, so I assume she’s cranky.

Speaking of Kunis, here’s a clip of her talking about Oz. I’d probably watch her talk about paint drying. And after the jump, you can check out Entertainment Tonight’s rehind behind-the-scenes look at the film, which hits theaters next March.

UPDATE, MY PRETTIES: Here’s the trailer for Oz.

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Wawtch Mahky Mahk pahty with a fackin teddy beah

Written by Vince Mancini / 04.02.12

At long last, we have the first trailer for Ted, Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane’s directawrial debut, starring Wahlburger’s co-founder Mark Wahlberg as a guy whose Teddy Bear came to life as a result of a childhood wish and hasn’t left his side since. In a strange twist, Seth MacFarlane was originally supposed to be on the 9/11 flight that Mark Wahlberg would’ve stopped.

Anyway, I’m a little torn on this movie. The bear sounds exactly like Peter Griffin, which is weak, but at the same time I’m powerless to resist bad Boston accents (it’s basically The Town if Jeremy Renner had been a teddy bear). It also looks like it follows the Family Guy formula of being equal parts jokes that make me laugh and bits that are so over-the-top campy and weird that they make me cringe. DAMN YOU, SETH MACFARLANE! JUST TELL ME WHETHER I SHOULD LIKE YOU ALREADY!
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