Remember when Bradley Cooper melted off all the girls panties by conducting an interview in French? Here’s Mila Kunis with the Russian equivalent to give boners to all the dudes.

At a press conference for Friends with Benefits in Moscow, a reporter asked Justin Timberlake why he’s making movies and not music. When Timberlake didn’t respond right away because of a delay in translation, Mila Kunis, whose family moved to Los Angeles from the Ukraine when she was seven (partly because she’s Jewish, and the former Soviet Union isn’t the least anti-Semitic place in the world), jumped in and got all confrontational with the reporter (which I believe is the Russian language’s primary function).

“Why movies? Why not?” Kunis, who moved to California from Ukraine at age 7, testily replied. “What kind of question is that? Why are you here?” [DailyWhat]

It seems like she said more than that, but unfortunately I’m a dumb singuilingular American and I can’t translate it. Using her secret Russian skills for of all things to defend Justin Timberlake is kind of like Superman using his heat vision to warm up a hot pocket in the break room at the Daily Planet. I have to say, this seems a little less sexy than the Bradley Cooper version. Mainly because now I have to imagine life with Mila to involve (in addition the mind-blowing sex), her haggling with the clerk at the convenient store, her feeling disrespected by a cab driver, her demanding an apology from a rude bouncer at a club… and her dressing them down, all while you hold her purse and have that stupid, sheepish look of not-quite-understanding on your face like Timberlake in the video. But, you know… that could just be the casual racism talking.

[video via HuffingtonPost]

The Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis romantic comedy Friends With Benefits drunk dials movie theaters today, and a lot of people have been on the fence about whether or not it’s a flat out ripoff of the Ashton Kutcher/Natalie Portman comedy, No Strings Attached. And the correct answer is… who cares, it’s Mila Kunis.

Alas, Mila has shared some less than stellar news with Ryan Seacrest, in regards to her hot and heavy scenes in FWB. It turns out that we get to see some skin of the buttocks variety from the GQ cover girl, and that’s clearly great news. But whose skin is it? WHO, DAMN IT!

“These young ladies came in,” she explained. “They were in a casting room and I was there, the director and the casting director and my makeup artist were there. And these lovely women had to show us their derrieres and we chose the one that resembled my body the most without looking like it’s fake.”

But, Kunis didn’t require body doubles for all of the revealing scenes. So, what caused the posterior shyness?

“I showed side-boob, and I figured I can’t just give away everything all at once,” she joked. “I gotta let it all out in little pieces here and there.” (Via Hollywood Reporter)

Damn, this is a tough one. On one hand, she’s willing to give us side boob. On the other hand, we’re seeing someone else’s butt instead. I say we let it slide this time, but if it’s not her tush in the next 10 movies, then we’re going to have some serious problems.

Army Dog says: "Boy, Linda looks ruff!"

As with any Internet meme or YouTube trend, things are bound to get old after one too many people gets in on the joke. In the case of recent celebrity invitations to the Marine Corps Ball on October 29, well, it started off cute and fun, and now it’s pretty weird thanks to 54-year old Terminator actress Linda Hamilton, who is apparently trying to scoop up Betty White’s sloppy seconds.

Last week, Marine Sgt. Ray Lewis made a YouTube video asking lovable geriactress Betty White to be his date to the ball. This was, of course, in response to Sgt. Scott Moore asking Mila Kunis, followed by Cpl. Kelsey De Santis asking Justin Timberlake. While Kunis and Timberlake have accepted (if their schedules don’t conflict, which they probably will), White outright declined because of her busy TV schedule. And that’s where Hamilton steps in:

“Rumor has it that you like your actresses vintage… I know that I am no Betty White, but I would be really, really thrilled if you can’t find anyone else to go to the ball with you, I could go. I’m only half as mature as she is, wink wink, but I am twice as funny, so I think that works out!”

I don’t know what the “wink wink” refers to, but I’m going to assume that if Lewis takes her he’s going to get laid. At least he’ll have a story to tell. Check out Hamilton’s plea for attention after the jump, and then join us as we run our memories through a car wash.

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Oh, Justin, don’t you know accepting a Marine’s invitation to ball can lead only to heartbreak and inflatable butt pillows? I should know, I used to live with Uproxx’s own combat veteran, Matt Ufford (he was gentle, but that’s rare). But yeah, the story is that a girl Marine (*RECORD SCRATCH*), following her male counterpart’s example who asked Mila Kunis to the Marine Corps Ball, made her own video asking Justin Timberlake to be her date, and he has accepted.

“I don’t feel backed into a corner at all,” Timberlake joked when asked by a reporter whether he would go. “I’ll tell you what, I accept. But not because she shouted out one of my songs, which I do love … and not because she had all those beefcake military guys behind her to try to intimidate me, although that probably would have worked by itself.
“I don’t get asked out, ever, so I was very flattered by that,” he said, calling it an “honor.”
Timberlake had played a pivotal role in convincing Kunis to accept Sgt. Scott Moore’s YouTube invitation to the Marine Corps Ball. Then enter Cpl. Kelsey De Santis [YES, ENTER HER, JUSTIN! YAY, DOUBLE DOUBLE ENTENDRE!].
“So, Justin, you want to call out my girl Mila. Well, I’m going to call you out and ask you to come to the Marine Corp Ball with me on Nov. 12 in Washington, D.C.,” De Santis said in her own video invite. De Santis is currently the only woman serving at the Martial Arts Center for Excellence at Marine Corps Base Quantico. [FoxNews]

Timberlake went on to say “If my schedule works out, I’ll do it. I’d love to do it.” Whatever, dude, people will work around your schedule. You’re Justin Timberlake, not a heart surgeon. Meanwhile, despite some conflicting reports, Mila Kunis has said several times now that she’s accepting her invitation. If this works out without anyone getting date raped, it could set a fine precedent. While I’m not a Marine myself, I can do almost ten push-ups. But so far, my requests to motorboat Diora Baird have fallen on deaf ears. Come on, baby, don’t be such a prude, your country needs you.

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Take it from me, asking famous actresses you’ve never met out on dates via YouTube usually doesn’t work. But that didn’t stop Marine Sergeant Scott Moore, who gave the rest of us hope when Mila Kunis agreed to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball in November. I think the secret is that you have to be holding a gun.

Sgt. Scott Moore, of the 3rd Battalion 2nd Marines in Musa Qala, Afghanistan, last week set up a YouTube page and posted a video [after the jump] asking the “Friends With Benefits” star to accompany him to the Marine Corps Ball on November 18th in Greenville, North Carolina.

And when FOX411 asked Kunis about the invitation over the weekend, her “Benefits” co-star, Justin Timberlake, assured Moore he was going to make it happen.
“Have you seen this? Have you heard about this? You need to do it for your country,” Timberlake asked Kunis excitedly, before sending out a direct message to Moore. “I’m going to work on this, man. This needs to go down.”
After questioning her publicist if she knew about the invitation, the clearly flattered 27-year-old actress agreed.
“I’ll go, I’ll do it for you,” she said, turning to Timberlake. “Are you going to come?”
“They don’t want me! They want you,” Timberlake responded. “You need to do it for your country.”
Kunis nodded.
“I’ll do it,” she confirmed. [Fox411]

QUIT BEING SO GD COOL, TIMBERLAKE! If I took one lesson from this, it’s that walking through a military base holding your rifle is a lot more impressive to the ladies than walking through their backyard holding the severed head of their pet. Who knew? Hey, Diora Baird, Fluffy says I love you (*manipulates dead cat mouth*).  Seriously though, a hot, famous actress overlooking a potential date-rape threat to fulfill a wish from a combat veteran is the best recruitment commercial the Marines could ever get.  Way better than that one where the black guy learns to swim.

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