Broken Lizard, the comedy team from Colgate U. behind Super Troopers, Club Dread, and Beerfest, have a new movie coming out December 11th, The Slammin’ Salmon. It stars Michael Clarke Duncan as a former boxing champ who offers $10,000 to the waiter who can sell the most fish at his restaurant. Then he threatens hilarity to ensue or else he’ll punch it in the stomach. Will hilarity comply??? Anyway, it looks like it could either be really funny or really stupid, I’m guessing both.
Haha, “how are you feline.” Because they’re cats, get it? It’s funny ’cause I want to hug them.
Michael Clarke Duncan day on FilmDrunk continues with the trailer for Broken Lizard’s Slammin’ Salmon, so grab yourself a Quizno’s flatbread sammy and enjoy. For those of you not in the know, Broken Lizard is the comedy team that shot to fame with Super Troopers, then decided they wanted to go to Hawaii and hang out with naked chicks all day and made Club Dread. Then they made Beerfest, a movie about drinking games. Their movies are stupid (save for the some scenes in Super Troopers which were legitimately brilliant), but sort of endearingly stupid. Like, that joke sucked, but I do respect that you didn’t try very hard.
The premise of this one is that former boxing champ Cleon Salmon is offering $10,000 to the top-selling waiter in a one-night-only contest at his restaurant. Sounds great, but I wish Farva would go back to acting like Farva.
I’ve been saying all along that the new Street Fighter (The Legend of Chun-Li) movie was a stupid idea, but now that I’ve seen the trailer I realize I was wrong. It has opera music in the background, characters doing their moves from the game –- what more could you want? I hope that in a climactic scene Guile does a sonic boom only to realize it’s traveling far too slow, “Oh God, why didn’t I press the roundhouse button?!” he’ll shout. In related news, Vega is Wolverine’s gay cousin.
If I was a Street Fighter character, my special move would be the dismissive wank motion.
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A new batch of pictures from Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li has hit the web. It’s probably going to suck a lot because there’s a guy from the Black Eyed Peas in it.
In this picture, I believe Michael Clarke Duncan (as Balrog) is saying, "Motherf*cker, what part of ‘mine-o, not yours-o’ don’t you understand?" or possibly, "Don’t you ever touch a black man’s Quizno’s flatbread Sammie!"
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