Men in Black cost $375 million

Written by Vince Mancini / 05.14.12

"Please, Mr. Smith! Don't shoot! I'll put your dumb wiener kids in the movie!"

When a sequel earns less than its predecessor, it’s usually a good indicator of waning public interest in the product. Such was the case with 2002′s Men in Black 2, which grossed $150 million less than the 1997 original. But it still earned $441 million worldwide, and Sony’s hoping that, 10 years after the fact, Men in Black 3 earns at least that much, because, according to the LA Times, it cost $375 million to make and market. Hoo boy, that’s expensive. And I’m told only half that went towards Will Smith’s gigantic trailer.

By the time it was over, the studio had run up a tab of nearly $250 million — making “Men in Black 3″ one of the most expensive releases of the summer.

It was a family trip to Southeast Asia about three years ago that convinced [producer Walter] Parkes that “Men In Black” still resonated around the world when he spotted locals watching the original movie on TV in an airport. Smith, meanwhile, had a long-gestating concept for a new movie involving time travel. Eager to revive the franchise, Sony executives hired screenwriter Etan Cohen, hot off the success of the action-comedy “Tropic Thunder,” to write the script.

“And then my character travels back in time for some reason?” That was the idea? Wasn’t that a Simpsons episode? I’m not saying it’s not a great premise, I just want to know what they did with the killer robot driving instructor and the talking pie.

With Smith and the other talent lined up and a sizable New York City tax credit that was available only before the new year, Sony rushed the movie into production in fall 2010 despite not having hammered out all the plot elements.

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This Week in Posters: Charlize’s Sassy Gay Crow, Kevin Spacey is a Chinese Superhero

Written by Vince Mancini / 05.02.12

I’m sure the poster designer for this was excited about his super clever idea – “the crow will be her mask, like an optical illusion!” On paper, it probably sounded great. In practice, something about that eye position, I can’t stop picturing the crow as her sassy gay sidekick. “Oh. My. God. Queen, look at your hair. I am literally laying an egg right now, that’s how freaking cute it looks. Quoth this raven: Caw! You’re fabulous!”

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The Real Inspiration for Men in Black 3

Written by Vince Mancini / 05.02.12

So… did anyone see the gyrocycle thing in the new Men in Black 3 trailer and NOT instantly think of the fingercuff machine from South Park (aka “The Entity,” their Segway parody)? Because me and whoever made this side by side here sure did. I hope Will Smith’s buddy Tom Cruise makes a cameo as the inventor, WHOA! Whackety schmackety good one, Jay.

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It’s The 2012 FilmDrunk Summer Movie Guide!

Written by Ashley Burns / 04.30.12

"Chill, babe. I gots this."

With Rotten Tomatoes scores currently throbbing at 97% (critics) and 98% (audience expectations), Marvel’s The Avengers is the perfect film to kick off the summer movie season this Friday. Sure, some people might argue that the summer movie season actually begins with Miley Cyrus’ LOL – also being released this Friday – but those people need to go back to singing “Achy Breaky Heart” at my nephew’s Bar Mitzvah, dammit.

Beyond The Avengers are some films that actually have us pretty excited about Hollywood’s collective IQ for once – but don’t you worry, there’s also plenty of crap coming out, too. Fortunately, this isn’t the end of the year, so I don’t have to focus on the crap just yet – I will still eventually see LOL because Vince loves watching my soul cripple – and we’re just examining the films that have the greatest potential to crash the box office this season, and put smiles back on the faces of the billionaires who only made hundreds of millions in 2011.

I’ve even taken the liberty of breaking the summer movies up into categories for your convenience (chronological list on the last page), and I am being assisted in presenting this guide by none other than Michael Bay’s pet tiger, Todd Brad.

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This Week in Posters: Django Unchained, Moonrise Kingdom, The Avengers Premiere

Written by Vince Mancini / 04.13.12

THIS WEEK IN POSTERS & STILLS: This week, I’ve got new posters and stills from Wes Anderson AND Quentin Tarantino, among others. Are you excited yet??? Here, try some cocaine.

This promo still for Wes Anderson’s Moonrise Kingdom (Eeeep, my hipster boner is filling with Soy Chai!) is what Focus Features is calling “Vintage Team Photo.” It may contain nearly-criminal levels of whimsy and a quality I like to think of as Wes Andersoniness, but I’ll say this for it: At least they matched the goddamned names to the faces. You’d be amazed at how few posters do that. Still, it’s no shirtless Bill Murray holding an axe and a bottle of wine.

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