Honestly, does a movie called Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus really need a blooper reel? “Oops, I flubbed the line again, I’m such a klutz! This is almost as embarrassing as that time I did a movie with Debbie Gibson and an octopus. OH WAIT.”
[via MovieSet - they also have the featurette!]
Bonus: Lorenzo Llama. He’s Sunglass Llama’s cousin.
Okay fine, I guess I’ll post the Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus trailer, even though we both know it’s going straight to DVD and none of you are going to see it. The best part of this movie is either the screencap above, or the mere idea that someone blew a couple mil financing a movie starring Lorenzo Lamas and Debbie Gibson opposite horribly CGI’d monsters. What I’m trying to say that is if you know the title, what’s in your mind is going to be a lot better than what you actually see in this trailer. This would’ve been better if it’d been Japanese, and the shark had been played by a vagina. Or if instead of Lorenzo Lamas it had Lorenzo Llama.
I didn’t want to ruin the surprise by putting it at the top of the post, but if you scroll down, you’ll see a poster for what may be the greatest premise and the most perfectly cast film of all time. That’s right, it’s MEGA SHARK VS. GIANT OCTOPUS, STARRING DEBORAH GIBSON AND LORENZO LAMAS. I keep trying to say that three times fast but I can’t get past one without ejaculating (kinda like my sex life). I’m assuming Lorenzo Lamas plays the octopus, because everyone knows he gets handsy after a couple cocktails. I’m also assuming that at some point, in that moment of eerie calm right before the sh-t hits the fan, Debbie Gibson will turn to him and say, “…I think we’re alone now.”
UPDATE: As astute commenter Deux-Deux-Deux points out, “I Think We’re Alone Now” was Tiffany, not Debbie Gibson. My mistake. And by ‘astute’ I mean of course ‘totally queer’. (Should’ve wikipedia’d that. Sorry.)
[hat tip - Twitch]
