This is the trailer for Serious Moonlight, directed by Cheryl Hines of Curb Your Enthusiasm.  It’s from the last screenplay written by Hines’ friend, Adrienne Shelly.  Adrienne Shelly wrote and directed the critically-acclaimed indie, Waitress, a film whose appeal I never really understood.  It was full of clichéd dialog, characters, and situations, but I guess because it was done deliberately, people thought that was good.  It wasn’t really a satire or a parody and it wasn’t really funny so I don’t understand how deliberate clichés would be a good thing, but what do I know, I’m just a guy who loves kitties.  Tragically, before the film’s release, Shelly walked in on an Ecuadorian immigrant who was stealing money from her purse, and he killed her and tried to make it look like a suicide.

Phew, that’s a downer of a story, huh?  Anyway, Shelly wrote Serious Moonlight before she died, and it’s about Meg Ryan duct taping Timothy Hutton to a toilet when she finds out he’s leaving her for Kristen Bell.  Later Justin Long wanders in and duct tapes everyone some more.  It looks… not good.  Ben Lyons said, “I was duct taped to my seat!” Anyway, this is neither here nor there, but I’d really like to do a comedy about a neurotic neo-nazi called Curbstomp Your Enthusiasm.

The Daily Mail today has pictures of Meg Ryan looking fat, and *yoink* now I have them.  Ta Da!  They’re from the set of her new movie My Mom’s Hot Boyfriend, which I could’ve sworn was either an MTV gameshow or a gay porno.  In the film, she loses the weight and dates Antonio Banderas, while creepy mouthbreather Colin Hanks plays her son, an FBI agent who thinks Banderas may be an art thief.  Meanwhile, I think he may be a bike thief.  Hard to say though, all minorities kind of look alike to me.  (I kid, I kid)

It’s also probably important to note that Ryan is wearing a fat suit in the pictures and didn’t actually gain any weight for the role.  Because she’s a terrible actress. 

[Thanks to RoboPanda for the assist] 

In The Women, Meg Ryan’s husband is cheating on her with Eva Mendes.  I can’t imagine why.  But you better believe Candice Bergen, Annette Benning, Jada Pinkett, and that chick from Will and Grace will be gossiping about it.  In fact, I suspect they may attempt to catch him in the act.  Will hijinks ensue?  Stay tuned!