(“I WOULDN’T LET THIS GUY NEAR MY KIDS.”)

What would you consider super nerdy?  Slavish devotion to a movie that came out 25 years ago?  Singing the theme of said movie a capella?  How about singing all the musical parts to that movie theme a capella, then filming yourself while you do it and making a multi-track video of the whole event?  Yep, pretty nerdy, Matt Mulholland, pretty nerdy.  Mouth instruments are only cool if you’re Bobby McFerrin, or me playing 70s-porn-themed mouth bass to get the ladies in the mood.  Combine that with a lip bite and some slow hip thrusts and the panties just disintegrate, trust me.

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