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Pacific Rim Photos: The Black Knight is a giant robot who fights Godzilla now |Film Drunk|

Listeners share some of their embarrassing stories |Frotcast|

TCOB! [via Awesomephilia]

7 New Jersey Bands That Could Play Next Year’s Super Bowl Halftime |UPROXX|

5 Things You Need To Know Today From The ‘Breaking Bad’ Universe |Warming Glow|

St. Louis Had A Dog Parade And It Was Classier And More Intelligent Than Others |With Leather|

Gamma Squad’s Ultimate Guide To Comics For Beginners, Part Three: The Big Four Publishers |Gamma Squad|

4 Terrible NBA Teams With Bright Futures |Smoking Section|

Daring Feats Of Drunken Ravens Revelry |Kissing Suzy Kolber|

‘Warm Bodies’ Book vs. Movie: The 10 Biggest Differences |Film.com|

The Many Faces Of Lil Kim |Buzzfeed|

8 Movie Titles That Set Themselves Up for Zingers |NextMovie|

Crazy/Brilliant Life Hacks |HuffPost Comedy|

Super Bowl Celebration Fail |Clip Nation|

5 Remarkable Things Discovered Under Parking Lots |Mental Floss|

Here’s The Unrated Bar Refaeli GoDaddy Commercial |IDLYITW|

Time Capsule: Script pages, snapshots, internal memos, and stills from the 1993 movie Pulp Fiction |Fark|

Let’s Make ‘A Talking Cat!?!’ The Most Popular Movie On Netflix |Screen Junkies|

Best Super Bowl Power Outage Memes |Urban Daily|

The 5 Best Places to Set a Horror Movie |Holy Taco|

Flowchart: Are You Good at Following Flowcharts? |College Humor|

What Is Your Least Favorite Thing About This Video Of Kobayashi Eating A Whole Pizza In One Minute? |Videogum|

Five Horror Films You Won’t Believe Are Rated PG |Unreality|

Black People Made Justin Bieber Drink Sizzurp! |The Superficial|

The 10 Cringe-Worthiest Performances By This Year’s Oscar Nominated Actors |Pajiba|

How Microwaves Work |High Definite|

The Adventures of Pete & Pete, the 20th Anniversary Reunion |Brobible|

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Just in case you were worried things were going to get all serious and long-formy around here after that Chappelle review, I’m bringing it all back to normal with this video of a bull terrier pleasuring himself.  Poor Spuds Mackenzie, every family’s got a waste-of-space brother who just sits around masturbating all day.

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MEET OUR NEW UPROXX EDITOR, THE CAJUN BOY! HE CAME FROM GAWKER! RESPECT HIS AUTHORITAI!  On that note, here’s Anton Chigur re-imagined as a balloon clown. |

Bastard tornado stole this guy’s hamburger. |WarmingGlow|

Hahaha, “wrench f*ck.” |KissingSuzyKolber|

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Tiny, tiny crossbow has big, big heart. |GammaSquad|

Read my super-long review of Dave Chappelle being super buff now. Indulge my literary pretensions!  INDULGE THEM! |FilmDrunk|

Carrie Underwood watches her hockey player hubby engage in a donnybrook. |WithLeather|

Mom spends six years making her daughter’s prom dress out of Starburst wrappers. More importantly, they’re both kind of hot. |TheDailyWhat|

Ain’t no cat fight like an 8 am cat fight.  Damn. |BostonStool|

Here’s one of Hef’s ex-sluts in a bikini. Eh, at least it’s the one with real boobs. |TheSuperficial|

Lindsay Lohan is not in any new movie part 2. |WWTDD|

Woman arrested for vibrator-dilling herself while watching porn and trying to drive. |NYCStool|

10 awesome FPS Russian videos bring Call of Duty to life. |UnrealityMag|

Mortal Kombat: Legacy, episode 2. |GorillaMask|

The full-body bump is the dumbest thing in sports. |HolyTaco|

Timberlake hosting SNL season finale. |ScreenJunkies|

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