POW!  I hope all you fly honeys is ready to sweat, ‘cuz this is the Maaahky Maaahk workout video.  Damn, girl, is you feelin’ the burn?  Feel it, feel it.  (thanks to Brad for the tip)

Daily Circle Jerk Links:

• Michael Crabtree needs a math lesson.  Not to mention a not-being-a-jerk lesson! |OpenSports|
• A gallery of awesome vanity plates.  We salute you, guy who spent $50 a year for “POOP”.  |HolyTaco|
• If horror movie ads went political. |ScreenJunkies|
• Every time someone yells “McFly!” in all three Back to the Futures, edited into one convenient video. |CollegeHumor|
• Remastered versions of God of War coming to Playstation 3.  |G4|
• The top 20 fictional mobsters, aka 20 fictional mobsters we could think of. |Gunaxin|
• Fictional wrestlers in movies.  Wait, aren’t all wrestlers fictional?  |UnrealityMag|
• I didn’t watch this video, but it’s called “Huge Dildo Teeth Knockout.”  |Atom|
• Guy tries to convince Danica Patrick that posing nude is not art.  Dear guy, shhhhuuuuuuut the f’ck up.  |OpenSports|
• The Iraqi shoe thrower wins his freedom. Meanwhile the American poo thrower continues to work at Fox. |SmokingSection|

Marky Mark and Mila Kunis join cast of Max Payne – A movie based on a video game based on every bad cop movie.  Uwe Boll is not directing.  Yet.

Clip from Hitman DVD – A chick with a tattoo on her face?  I sense an "I’m F-ing Mike Tyson" YouTube video coming on… 

Super High Me is giving it away for free – It’s like your mother in that regard.  Boosh.  I still say Super Jaíme is a better idea.

Singer signs for Superman sequel – I’m going to go out on a limb here and say the bad guys’ plot will involve kryptonite somehow.

First pics of Benicio as Wolf Man – From the director of Hidalgo and Jurassic Park 3.  I am Jack’s total ambivalence.

Affleck is Back – Ben Affleck and Gone Baby Gone production team will adapt Marcus Sakey’s The Blade Itself, Gone co-writer Aaron Stockard to adapt.  I’d rather see him adapt his wife’s encounter with Gary Busey.  Possible title: Last of the Coyote Men.   

Redbelt gets a poster – With all these MMA movies coming out, I think it’s important to note that Busey began this trend. 

Marky Mark Wahlberg is in talks to play Max Payne in the adaptation of the popular video box gaming machine.  John Moore (Behind Enemy Lines, Flight of the Phoenix and The Omen) is attached to direct.

Wahlberg is negotiating to play the titular cop who is haunted by the tragic loss of his family and has little regard for rules as he investigates a series of mysterious murders. He finds himself up against an adversary bent on destroying Max and the streets he protects. [Variety]

Jesus man, these video game makers must be laughing all the way to the bank.  They make a video game based on every shitty cop movie ever made and suddenly they’re getting paid because some dipshit from Hollywood wants to make another shitty cop movie.  It’s like the Arthur Ashe biopic people paying the makers of pong so they can show him playing tennis.  But hey, this one’s from the guy who did Flight of the Phoenix, so who knows what magical pleasures await us! 

I’d mention Wahlberg being too good for a video game project, but he’s an executive producer on Entourage so he can jump in a volcano for all I care.