HUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR….

Dimension has hired Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan, the screenwriting team behind the last few films Saw V, Saw VI, Saw 3D, to pen the script to the Piranha 3D sequel. And they have hired a director John Gulager, who they found through the last season of Project Greenlight and helmed the Feast series (which was written by Melton and Dunstan). [SlashFilm]

So you got the Saw guys to write the sequel to a horror parody?  Awesome.  This will be just like the time Michael Bay directed Airplane 2.

This is the red-band trailer for The Collector, though I don’t know what’s red-band about it, it doesn’t have any boobs or swearing.  It was directed by Marcus Dunstan, writer of Saw IV, V, and VI (easily the sequeliest of all the Saw movies) and features… uh… a guy in a gimp mask… made of cow turds… and some bear traps.  This looks exceptionally boring.  I don’t get it, am I supposed to care if this guy murders these people?  Because I don’t.  I just don’t want anyone in the audience to breed.  I liked this better when it had a completely different plot, Morgan Freeman, and was called The Bone Collector, which was also Morgan Freeman’s nickname in high school.