Here’s the trailer for Powder 2: Powder to the People.  This time… he can party.  And turn a keg into a robot. |TimeSuck via IWS|

More stuff:

• TV’s coolest cars.  Yeah, Magnum PI had a pretty cool car, but only because it had a bumper sticker that said “My other ride is my mustache.” |Gunaxin|
• Vote for your favorite Michael Bay explosion.  It’ll create an explosion in your pants. |ScreenJunkies|
• “Using your belly button as an anus in a tattoo: a gallery.”  All these guys like to grip it and rip it, live life with a lot of flair… |HolyTaco|
• Gina Carano chokes a guy out and he passes out on her boob. I think it goes without saying that I’d pay for that. |WithLeather|
• Competitive stats for the Rambo series, including number of bad guys killed with shirt on vs. number killed with shirt off.  I’d also like to see the stats for amount of HGH injected.  For, uh… personal reasons. |NextRound|
• The weirdest Japanese video games, part 2. |Atom|
• Adam Carolla interviews Ken Jeong from The Hangover, who’s apparently an actual Dr. And don’t worry, they also talk about his penis. |AdamCarolla|
• Skateboard game will have a skateboard controller.  Video games one step closer to becoming so realistic that they make themselves unnecessary. |G4|
• The 15 most absurd mustaches in film history. |dailyfill|
• Pff, it’s a pretty good basketball shot, I guess. I like how the girls go to hug him and he completely ignores him to go hang out with the boys.  It’s just like High School Musical. |CollegeHumor|
• Spank Bank: Heather Fawcett. |GorillaMask|

According to Entertainment Weekly, Matthew McConaghey is currently reading the script for writer/director Rawson Michael Thurber’s (Dodgeball) adaptation of Magnum P.I. and has been offered the lead.  Back in September I reported that Nic Cage was campaigning for the role, and that the adaptation would be comedic/tongue-in-cheek.

McConaghey’s casting makes sense, because Magnum P.I. is set in Hawaii, which is warm, and Matthew McConaghey seems to enjoy sweating and looking like he smells really bad.

However, if they make a movie version of Magnum P.I. that doesn’t have gratuitous amounts of curly black chest hair, I will fucking cut someone, and that’s a promise.

[Editor's Note: Sorry it took so long to post this, the picture possibilities were endless] 

Straight from the Say-It-Ain'-So file comes the news that Nic Cage is interested in playing the lead in a "proposed comedic parody" version of Magnum P.I., a role Tom Selleck declined.

Word is that he’s currently in talks to take on the part after “being impressed by the script, which has an even balance of comedy and crime-solving.” 

One wonders what a script needs to impress a guy who's taken part in multiple National Treasure movies and thinks shit like "Kal-El" and "Lazerbeam Robotslayer" are good names for kids.  I'm guessing some combination of pictures and scratch n' sniff.  

God, I wish I was a Coppola.  I can't even fathom what their world is like, where you can win an Oscar for not trying to cut off your feet and eat them.

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